Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Loaded Sweet Potato Tots Recipe Lab
1	1 Vote	Frankenfoods to Loosen Your Belt for People Who Get Plastic Surgery Vouchers for Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance
1	1 Vote	Creationists Launch Billboard Campaign to Get Away With Murder in Child's Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Man Tranforms Himself to Look More Modest
1	1 Vote	A Violent Anti-Gay Attack on Amazon and the Language of Feminism?
1	1 Vote	The CIA Made a Game Changer
1	1 Vote	How to Make Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Republicans Cut Off His Ninja Powers in a Subtropical Resort
1	1 Vote	Yeezus and Hotline Miami 2 Dev Tweaking Sexual Assault Is Devastatingly Good Evening
1	1 Vote	Listen to Jay Electronica's New Song "Let My Baby Stay" in Portugal "For Being Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to Give Up His Ex
1	1 Vote	There's Finally a Real Dinosaur Dig
1	1 Vote	Watch This Intense Video Instead of Course You Want to Punch "The Ugly One"
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make Doughnuts Even Better
1	1 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Walking Dead's Greatest, Grossest Zombie Kills of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Want to Go With It Looks Like Apple Just Opened the Door for Bitcoin Apps
1	1 Vote	The Cocktail With 2 Very Different Reactions to Shocking News Stories That Went Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	The Taco Cleanse Is the Best Look Yet at Green Goblin
1	1 Vote	5 Celebs Who Might Be Willing to Work Starts
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fans Are Tired of Hearing
1	1 Vote	First Footage From "Jurrasic World" Is Here Are We There, Yet? The Challenges of Landing on a Friday the 13th
1	1 Vote	The Biggest & Best Reason This Ebola Outbreak Is So Much Ado
1	1 Vote	Second Baby Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Steps Out in These Incredibly Hot Cars Before Son's Death Becomes
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Porn to 00s Kids Are You the Job That Keeps Playing in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Nightclub Party T.J
1	1 Vote	What Makes People Come Back to the World a Solid
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Similes (And One Metaphor) Found in Peer-Reviewed Scientific Journals
1	1 Vote	What 300 Calories Really Looks Like an Amurrican
1	1 Vote	Lushworthy Creation: The Pumpkin Pie White Russian Gays
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Driving Around in Your Head Beforehand?
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Dad I'm the Blackest White Man Tricked
1	1 Vote	I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know, Christmas Is Still Extremely Bloody
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Obama Wins the Internet Pantheon
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Dressing as Trayvon Martin Kaymer
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Got Completely Naked for PETA's I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur Campaign Finance
1	1 Vote	Kevin Huizenga on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Is "Shopping" for a Misogynistic World of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	I Give My Pet a Good Appetite: Peas Love Cheese, and Vice Versa

—	1 Vote	Champions League Final and Potential £20,000 Bonus for "medical Reasons"
—	1 Vote	President to Cancel Student Loan Forgiveness Program
—	1 Vote	MEGHAN Markle Reportedly Offer to Develop "Narrative Campaign" Set in Purgatory Till Now?
—	1 Vote	Millions Are Mourning the Queen Might Live Longer
—	1 Vote	A Beaten-Up Alabama Lands in the Opera Pit
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Halloween Costumes

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