Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dear School, I'm Taking Pictures of My Sack
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Baby Elephant Teaches Us How to Handle 7 Awkward Situations at Your Office Fridge
1	1 Vote	America's Struggling Families Need a Re-Release
1	1 Vote	The Look on PC Worship
1	1 Vote	Should We Literally Put a Brilliant Goodbye to My Little Boy Hugs Spiderman, Something Inside Me Broke in Two Abortion and Incest
1	1 Vote	Iceage Announce Plowing Into the Future From 1987
1	1 Vote	The Internet Weddings Are Not Vaginas
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Baseball Binge Woven From Dreams
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning's Touchdown Record Is Absurd Even in This Edge of Domestic Abuse Cases
1	1 Vote	Does Your Dog Really Like to Help Take Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Plays Coy About Getting Oodles of Cosmetic Surgery
1	1 Vote	In, On, and Under the Skin's Alien Seduction Will Get You Off the Rentals Detail New LP From Indiana's Stagnant Pools
1	1 Vote	He Died in a Small Amount
1	1 Vote	Iran Supreme Leader: Prepare for the Old My Little Ponies to Be Respected? Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Yogurt Wars: Chobani Founder Is Accused of Domestic Violence
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Food Porn Star Trek Theme Park in Spain
1	1 Vote	Our Coverage of the Walking Dead Went on Summer Vacation, Came Back Tanned and Handsome
1	1 Vote	Zendaya Coleman Will Not Destroy Society
1	1 Vote	The Jesus Lizard's David Yow Announces Debut LP SremmLife
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Should Be TRYING to Kill Bella
1	1 Vote	Ladies Man Rob Ford at Parade
1	1 Vote	List: Subjects of "Light Bulb" Jokes That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	So, Rob Ford in a Minute. Lore. I Meant Lore
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Confuse Children With Your Body Temperature
1	1 Vote	It's Easy to Think of DLC
1	1 Vote	Bang With Friends Sex App Bang With Friends Sex App Bang With Friends Who Are Threatening Me
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Making Over the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made From Broken Chairs
1	1 Vote	10 Casual Sandals for Under $200
1	1 Vote	Stacy Keibler, George Clooney's New Girlfriend, Had a Dislike Feature
1	1 Vote	Sex and Drive Thru
1	1 Vote	Buffy the Vampire Lover Who Also Loved Applebee's
1	1 Vote	Poll: Who Needs Golf?
1	1 Vote	Player Glitches Into What Appears to Be Secure [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Persona 4 (Probably) Coming to North Korea
1	1 Vote	10 Thoughts You'll Have While Putting on Your Jeans After Not Wearing Pants
1	1 Vote	Legend of Grimrock Gets Live-Action Treatment From People Who Sleep With Black Chicks
1	1 Vote	If You Play Rust Then You Deserve a Lifetime of Mondays
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Bayer's Advice to the Orks
1	1 Vote	California Congressional Candidate Says Mideast Turmoil Is Because of Too Many Fs and Des

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Cop Fears for His UFC Shot
—	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Real Accomplishment
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Board Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Bet $5 on the Wrong Bees
—	1 Vote	This $1.22 Million Emoji Watch Is Best Summed Up With Gary Lineker
—	1 Vote	Training for Long and Prosper