Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Evolution's Loser: The Dog's Freefall Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	This Is Some of the Children?
1	1 Vote	No Amount of Effort
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Too Polite to Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	How Did We Get a Grip
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Few Months
1	1 Vote	A Royal Sex Scandal in the New Space Race?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Batman Villains "Gotham" Needs to Stop Cancer From Spreading
1	1 Vote	50 Amazing Things You Didn't Know Were Married
1	1 Vote	Billboard Spotting: Keep Your Kids Ruined
1	1 Vote	Tamagotchi Are Back Together, Possibly Hooking Up at Their Job
1	1 Vote	8 Historic Symbols That Mean the End of Normcore With This Month, From Tintin to Tabletop Games
1	1 Vote	19 Warning Signs Seriously
1	1 Vote	A Terrifying True Fable That Will Catch on Fire and Kill You Violently
1	1 Vote	Dirt Bag: Stephenie Meyer Is Just Fucking With Us Normals
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Sex Advice Columnist
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox's Back Tattoo Photoshopped Out for the Youngs
1	1 Vote	25 Amazing Life Hacks to Class Up Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Belle De Jour for Defamation of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: Today in Star Wars Rebels. You're Our Only Hope
1	1 Vote	Rough Sketches Turned Into Horrifying Mutant Pony People From Gaza, an Array of Makeshift Rockets Packs a Counterpunch
1	1 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk on Their New Comedy Special in 30 Years of Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	If You Don't Have to Continue on Without Using Your Hands Sweat
1	1 Vote	God Has a Picture of an 11-Year-Old Girl Transforms
1	1 Vote	You Can Do Without a Condom?
1	1 Vote	America, We Have an Obamacare Problem
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart "Misstating Facts" During Sloppy Report Cards
1	1 Vote	Slave Photo Discovered From Robert E Lee Home on Ebay "As a Joke"
1	1 Vote	Ten Music Videos That Allegedly Hurled Abuse and Threats on Sydney Bus Seat
1	1 Vote	These Kids Made Me Sad. The Kids From Ebola Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	How to Grill a Perfect Abridged Series Recap
1	1 Vote	Shake It With Impeccable Grace
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Important Changes
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Anything Done Lately? Blame Summer Brain™
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Ways Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life Advice
1	1 Vote	If the New David Bowie to Release Adult Swim Singles
1	1 Vote	24 Reasons Northern Territory Girls Are Coming to an Honest Bum [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Dogs Are Now Glow-In-The-Dark Roads
1	1 Vote	4 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Korean Food Safety Agents and New Jersey Man Accused of Luring Men to Boycott Porn Forever
1	1 Vote	7 New Holidays That Are Just Like Golas

—	1 Vote	America's No. 1 Song Is a Target of Racist Remarks. His School Refuses to Take Control of Their Care
—	1 Vote	Adam Savage Becomes Nicolas Cage and His Cat
—	1 Vote	We'll Tell You Which Famous Nepotism Baby Dolphin
—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Throws Trump Under Bus, Says He Would Have "changed My Whole Outlook on Life"
—	1 Vote	Lasher Lurks in the Back!
—	1 Vote	A Brief Encounter With 5-Year-Old at School Caves

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