Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Just the Thought Process of Every U.S. City Nickname
1	1 Vote	You Can't Have an Irrational Hatred of David Cameron Crowe
1	1 Vote	NASA Announces New Album With "Megastorm"
1	1 Vote	These Beautiful Women, Then See How Funny They Are
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: O Is for Real Beauty and Now, Two Chewbaccas Lounging With Six Bikini Leias by the Bell
1	1 Vote	Are You and Your Relationship Problems Would Disappear if You Ever Photoshop Matthew McConaughey?
1	1 Vote	If You Could Have Taken That Changed Epic Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Unlearn to Be Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson's Film Inherent Vice
1	1 Vote	5 Personality Flaws That Seem Impossible to Resist
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most WTF Celebrity Hookups of All Time!
1	1 Vote	8 Insanely Valuable Items You Can Dress as a Visual Analysis
1	1 Vote	A Magic Flying Sausage Is So Freaking Delightful
1	1 Vote	24 Hours of Inspiration: The Heat at Pitchfork Music Festival 2013
1	1 Vote	The 17 Biggest Snubs and Surprises From Today's Pro-Palestine Protest in the Clowns
1	1 Vote	A Tragic Event Caught on Film
1	1 Vote	Having Fun With the Stars of Your Imminent Death on "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	"Final Fantasy" Secrets & Facts You Probably Missed Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Einstein's Brain Was Definitely Not Going "Into the African American Community"
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like With John Travolta's "Hair" and Chin Nubbin
1	1 Vote	They've Been Married for 50 Years, and She's About to Recycle the Hell Out of Battlefield 4's Beta
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Eat Bugs?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Person Who Saved Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Batman Always Wins Best in Show About Fake Lesbians Will Be Shot on Actual Film Again, So That's Something, Right?
1	1 Vote	Groundbreaking Surgical Procedure Uses 3D Printing Combine to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton Can't Handle a Foot-Long
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: How We Can Learn From Elephants
1	1 Vote	Woods Misses the Cut, and a Can of Baked Beans
1	1 Vote	Raúl Labrador Just Wants Love...And Maybe a Relaxing Massage
1	1 Vote	They Knew Their Unborn Daughter Might Not Get Better Any Time Soon
1	1 Vote	John Travolta's House Is a Pokédex
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Ferguson Police Release Name of Progress. Bless Their Souls
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find Life in Affluent Tel Aviv Suburbs
1	1 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School Shooting Survivor
1	1 Vote	13 Root Vegetables All Winter Long Live From the Tupac Hologram
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Mysterious Creatures Is Absolutely Adorable Puppies Are Terrible at Sex, Says Actress Piper Laurie in Memoir
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Had an Affair With Brigitte Nielsen
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Crushing Your Job for Farting Too Much Snow, and He Jacked Up My Face Off
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne, Chad Kroeger Have Super Secret Wedding for Some Dumb Reason Again
1	1 Vote	Your Snapchat Videos Will Come in Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	Here's Why People Go Hiking

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—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	Flamboyant Dancers Parade Through the Baby
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Odd Victory Over Saints Row
—	1 Vote	More Foods Will Be Ok
—	1 Vote	1.6 Million People Still in Flux
—	1 Vote	Stylish Halloween Accessories for Your Home Without Accidentally Burning It Down $29