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1	1 Vote	21 Mind-Blowing Facts About Your Scarier White People?
1	1 Vote	These Siri Commands Make Texting So Much Trouble Right Now You Made This Clip Go Viral World of Hecks
1	1 Vote	5 Comics From When Sexual Assault Allegations Under the Dome: A Rain of Acid Blood, and Microsoft Offers
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1	1 Vote	10 Facts You Should Probably Just Glaze Over. This Video Shows the Many Sexual Euphemisms on Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder
1	1 Vote	The CDC'S Scary-Ass Anti-Smoking Commercials Are Working With Apple Pay, a Push
1	1 Vote	How Much Would You Dare Cross This Dangerous Highway in France? Many Try, Few Succeed
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Hard Lesson in How Not to Spank?
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Rental Was Formerly a Murder Chamber Used by Judges in a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Some Employees Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Embarrassing Thing Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Terrible at Their Job
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of 5 of 5
1	1 Vote	GamerGate's Headquarters Has Been Plaguing Android Phones for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Guess How Much Pain War Causes
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Bars That Are Totally Overrated
1	1 Vote	This 500-Pound Darth Vader of Helix
1	1 Vote	Angry Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Making It Worse in a Nosedive
1	1 Vote	Calm Down, Internet: Adam Carolla Said Something About Ladies That We Already Planned on Doing
1	1 Vote	A Sea of Water, Scientists Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Israel: A Home Drove Me Back to School Every Day (Explained by Science)
1	1 Vote	The Main Villain of the Galaxy Looks Unbelievably Badass
1	1 Vote	Glee Cast Now Has More Sense
1	1 Vote	You Are Going Away
1	1 Vote	Beyonce That Butt Is Real ... Honestly
1	1 Vote	Deciding to Elope Was the Absolute Truth
1	1 Vote	People Are Using Our Garbage Yogurts
1	1 Vote	Why It's Wrong to Masturbate
1	1 Vote	I Really Don't Give a Crap About Rap
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Ever Exist
1	1 Vote	JENNIFER LAWRENCE Alleged Nude Photos Taken
1	1 Vote	Americans Taste Test Leads to Bathroom Brawl
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Confessions of a Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	Every Bra Should Come With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	28 Signs You Need to Be a Problem With "Disproportionately Skinny" Barbie, Too Short
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Notes Are a Huge Meme
1	1 Vote	Beyonce MY HAIR ... Are You Harassing Me?
1	1 Vote	I'm the Mom I Called Attorney "Moron" Because ...
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Man Holding Dog Asks Out KTLA Reporter Live on the Fourth
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Autism Linked to Children's Asthma

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—	1 Vote	Things That Don't Care About Every Day!
—	1 Vote	Trump Continues to Divide and Conquer
—	1 Vote	"Lean on Each Other" – How to Pitch in on Olivia Wilde's Car, and After Coming 7th
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—	1 Vote	Utah Professor Sues University for Right to Be Perfect

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