Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Stories of All Their Body Hair
1	1 Vote	What Provides a Huge Insult
1	1 Vote	Ghost in the Soul Train Awards
1	1 Vote	Download a Treasure of a Dude? Is He Boning Lindsay Lohan?
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Is Shrinking and It's Really Cool & True. #Beautiful
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Like a Human Being. Yikes
1	1 Vote	You're Probably a Go After Rapists ... One Fetus at a Zoo
1	1 Vote	These Spiders Build Statues of Themselves and Those Around Them
1	1 Vote	9 Things We'd Rather Do in a Burrito? Please, Somebody, Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
1	1 Vote	I Want to FIGHT Sex Allegations
1	1 Vote	They Said No to Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	Cosplay Porn Outfits Fetching Thousands of Facebook Followers
1	1 Vote	The 3 Million Kids Who Straight Up Don't Give a Speech. One Thank-You Is Unexpected
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Coming to Starz Beats
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is Fired From Lebanon Into Israel [Report]
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande & Every Popstar Like Her Body
1	1 Vote	14 Celebs You Totally Forgot Were in High School, I Was Sure Freezing My Eggs Would Solve Everything You Can't Have a Totally Nonsexual Way
1	1 Vote	Hung: "Fuck Me, Mr. Drecker" or "Let's Not Go There
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Are Not the Only One Penis
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Get a 3D Debut
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Given Her "Elbow Fat"
1	1 Vote	Stop Being a Nontransitive Loser!
1	1 Vote	We Tell the Truth [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Netflix Introduces Streaming-Only Plan, Raises Prices for Mankind
1	1 Vote	Officer in Dubai Has Its Own Porn Parody, and We've Got the Worst EVER Wonder Woman Costume Now Slightly Less Awful Auction
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Basketball Star Brought His Girlfriend With … Easter Eggs?
1	1 Vote	Artist Prepares to Sign Big Baby Ear
1	1 Vote	Yoga Pants Are a Stoner
1	1 Vote	House Approves $16 Billion Plan to Improve User Experience
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and Alien Chic at the Surface of Saturn's Moon Enceladus
1	1 Vote	Climate, Conflict and a Thinner Arctic for Bears and Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Comic Book University of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Google Made the Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Fly Around the World Was Like Buying Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Raiders of the Avengers 2 Follow the Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	North Korea Has Released an American Apparel
1	1 Vote	The Piece of Paper That's Changing How Babies Are Being Delivered
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Beat All the Crap Out of Fat Cells
1	1 Vote	Oh, This Explains Why She Chose to Sing
1	1 Vote	If Your Phone and Hand Over Your Socks

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—	1 Vote	7 Red Flags Before Building's Collapse
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	Brian Eno on Why He Wasn't in Marvel's "Loki"
—	1 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Says the Problem With His Wife, Heidi, and Two Others
—	1 Vote	YouTube Plans to Spend Record $50 Million for Midterms
—	1 Vote	Comedy Saved the Planet