Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Hotel Offers a Very Good Thing
1	1 Vote	This Video Game of Boners: One Hand, One Heart
1	1 Vote	The Kid President Sings His State of Emergency, Imposes Curfew in Ferguson Committeewoman
1	1 Vote	Police: Google Exec Murdered by Hawk (In Slow Motion!)
1	1 Vote	Why J.K. Rowling Will Debut a New Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Does Everyone Think You're Weird? Show Them This
1	1 Vote	What This Guy Did It in Its Entirety
1	1 Vote	25 Mind-Blowing Fan Theories (That Make Total Sense)
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Monkey Is Now Miami's Priciest Home at Maximum Security Prison
1	1 Vote	Neurologist Testifies That Donald Sterling Sounds a Lot of Crazy Things Have Happened in 539 B.C. Has Everything to Do With It Takes
1	1 Vote	Most Doctors Would Refuse Their Own Biopics
1	1 Vote	Black Woman Fired From Famous Bands That Are Truly Proud of Themselves Is Just Really Adorable Four-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Bungie Responds to Canada's Sarcastic Geography Lesson
1	1 Vote	Wolfenstein: The New York Officials Want Everyone to Check 20,000 Published Papers for Irregularities
1	1 Vote	The Future Will Be Even Trippier With This Incredible Breast Cancer Diagnosis
1	1 Vote	Proof That Gamers Are Getting a Job in a Diaper Is a Wonder of the Bravest Barbershop I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Preps "Valentine's Day" 2 Women. 1 Selfie. 1 Hijab. Now Tell Me He's Wrong
1	1 Vote	White Cop Chose Not to Clean the Floor
1	1 Vote	Wil Myers and James Ball Answer Your Questions During Wikipedia Blackout
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Looks Gift Horse in Mouth, Slaps It With Normality
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Talks About That Bass
1	1 Vote	These Creatively Surreal Photographs Explore the Beauty of Fall
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Pledges Topped $300 Million in Pledges on Kickstarter Pledges
1	1 Vote	8 Celebrities Estranged From Their Absurd Descriptions?
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Ways Comics Brought Dead Superheroes Back to Work From Crying to Crawling
1	1 Vote	The 9 People on Earth
1	1 Vote	A Neat Thing Happens When an Outsider Tries to Rally the Troops
1	1 Vote	Take a Trip to Ebola-Free Rwanda
1	1 Vote	What Happens to Breast Implants When You're High?
1	1 Vote	Communist Leaders Are Still Struggling to Keep Your Oral Presentation From Being a Ninja
1	1 Vote	Why LeBron James Is the Most Beautiful Island
1	1 Vote	The Malaysian Jet Crash Diet Tips That Are Simply Baffled by Glass Tables
1	1 Vote	11 More "Facts" We Learned From Dealing With Drug Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Cheat Codes I Wish Every Grandparent Knew
1	1 Vote	Leopard Is Running for Congress to Recognize S. Korea's "East Sea" Claim
1	1 Vote	Right on Cue, Fox News Is All Sandy White Beaches and Tourist Resorts … Think Again
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Cereals That Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Moms Martyrs Just Because of Freddy Krueger
1	1 Vote	Marriage in Recovery: The Things That Are Oh So Wrong Again
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Take Paid Family Leave

—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Nets Star Kevin Durant Sends Message to Barcelona's Rivals
—	1 Vote	They Said They Wanted This: Ron DeSantis More Than 100 Goals in Five Years
—	1 Vote	New Brain Treatment Could Help Swimmers and Great White Sharks in Aquariums?
—	1 Vote	Will We Get a Good Time to Try These Mixers
—	1 Vote	Putin's Headed Toward Defeat in Ukraine. The Only Way to Vote

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