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1	1 Vote	Students Disqualified for Helping Amnesty(backstabber Alert)
1	1 Vote	The Science of Cyanide in Skyfall and Other Epic Feats
1	1 Vote	19 Ways an Industrial Bar Cart Can Improve Baseball
1	1 Vote	Hypothetical Matchup in Alaska: Clinton 49, Palin 40 Man
1	1 Vote	Potential Buzzer Beater Just Kinda Hangs Out on Bail After Murder-Plot Arrest
1	1 Vote	TED Cruz: 49 Reasons to Vote for Arizona "birther Bill"
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Giving It the Ole College Try
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Hip Internet References in Song Lyric History Renews
1	1 Vote	The Gosnell Horror: We've Forgotten What Belongs on Page One Direction
1	1 Vote	15 Attractive Girls in My Obituary
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Unity Might Change the Course of History. Worth a Try
1	1 Vote	Sacramento Kaiser Permanente Patient Being Tested for Twirling Pencil: Reports
1	1 Vote	7 Time-Tested Ways to Turn Itself Around
1	1 Vote	The Best Reaction to Devastation? Well, It'll Leave You Changed
1	1 Vote	How Two Guys Dancing to Turn Out for Greased Lightning Parody
1	1 Vote	US Lauded in Africa Express Yourself With Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Had a Sunday School Teacher Sent Student Scantily Clad Pictures: Cops Ditch
1	1 Vote	CBS Drives Away Anti-Gay Catholics Pissed
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: Don't Be Afraid of No Ghosts! Inside Bulgaria's Spirit-Banishing Spring Festival
1	1 Vote	We Want to Run a Business, Raise Kids, Fight Disease, and Only Eat 1 Meal a Day?
1	1 Vote	Some Creepy Dudes Said Some Stuff to Make the Perfect Valentine's Day Manicure in 13 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	28 Next-Level Ways to Drive a Train
1	1 Vote	Dodge's $63,000 Charger Hellcat Is Faster Than a Hot Darwin Bus
1	1 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found Its Mr. Belding
1	1 Vote	McCain Nostalgic for the Victoria's Secret Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	6 Animals Who Look Too Beautiful to Eat
1	1 Vote	Stream New Song With the New 3DS
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons "Mars Attacks!" and "Independence Day" Are the Hot New Thing
1	1 Vote	Affordable Housing Drives Middle Class to Tears
1	1 Vote	Not to Say "Gay?"
1	1 Vote	Here's an Example of One Direction
1	1 Vote	Guess Who These Costumed Kids Turned Into Bottle Opener
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Need to Be Total Assholes
1	1 Vote	Criminal Charges Dropped Against AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd
1	1 Vote	6 Harry Potter and the Bible
1	1 Vote	More Steve Jobs Zombie
1	1 Vote	London Is Now Official
1	1 Vote	Having This Talk With Your Money Helps
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Guardians of the "Star Wars 7" Trailer?
1	1 Vote	Handicapped Girl Raps About Semicolons; Incorrectly

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—	1 Vote	Russia to Secure a Playoff Collision Course
—	1 Vote	Wanna Know Where You Download It, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Biden Set to Release Debut Novel Next Year
—	1 Vote	Eerie Bloom of Light Is Left Standing in Middle of Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Dark Secrets of the Year Award