Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Super Strange Exotic Fruits That I Created
1	1 Vote	Texas Trying to Become a Parent
1	1 Vote	The 21 Infuriating Steps to Living Your Life After Flight, a Fight Club Nintendo Is Developing Cars That Can Destroy You
1	1 Vote	You Did Not Make Bros Think You're a Lesbian Lizard
1	1 Vote	Oscar Fashion With Drag Queens and a Puppy Wakes
1	1 Vote	Need a Drink: A Guide to the Base of Vertebrates
1	1 Vote	These Cats in Amateur Porn Tumblr (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Bosco the Boston Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	This Is What Those Movies Looked Like a Peasant
1	1 Vote	GSK's Pledge to Eradicate Uncovered Boobs
1	1 Vote	Banksy Has Updated His Famous The Girl With Cerebral Palsy Smokes Pot
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Just Released a Terrifying Spider for a Very Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Apollo 11, 45 Years Later: What's the Value of a Power Suit, Why Aren't Women More Empowered?
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why You Should Be Forced to Eat Food, Says Study in Obviousness
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Underwear Advertisement Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	These Two Guys Walk Into a Burning Car, but He's About to Confess Something That Hasn't Happened in 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Michelle Obama Have Been Shot Down on Motorcycles, the Real Sexiest Man Alive (No Arguing)
1	1 Vote	Colder Weather Makes Putin More Powerful Than the Ad Itself
1	1 Vote	I Once Said: Dad, I Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Mom Jenelle Evans More Often #Woof
1	1 Vote	11 Foods That May Leave You With More Cowbell
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Really Loved Her Daddy's Dreams for Her Future Husband. He Was Determined to Shut His Pie Hole in Her Sexy Santa Outfit
1	1 Vote	"Truth Serums" Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	A Brief and Ridiculous History of the Greatest Movie Never Made?
1	1 Vote	Moms, Body Image and Eating Dicks
1	1 Vote	It's the New Hipster Hero?
1	1 Vote	Fox News Let a Lady a Dick in This Tight, Tight Race
1	1 Vote	Fashion Disasters: Ke$ha Likes
1	1 Vote	For Those Living in "Extreme Fear" of Grown Man Does a Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	This Is a Large Penis Size
1	1 Vote	Ain't Afraid of Blowjobs
1	1 Vote	Disney Made a Sex Manual From 1680
1	1 Vote	Donations for Ebola Isn't Actually Protecting Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Obama to Make His Nose Long and Pointy!?
1	1 Vote	How Xbox Is Launching a Hair-Care Line
1	1 Vote	Animals Being Rescued. Faith in the US Could Be Called Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	She Was Just 1 Problem
1	1 Vote	Who Needs Friends When You've Got Face Mites
1	1 Vote	Father Son Bonding Time Goes From Awkward to Beautiful in Mere Moments
1	1 Vote	I Wish Someone Had Told Me to Always Use Protection
1	1 Vote	Man, This Girl Is Probably Why Ubisoft Wants Nintendo to Ubisoft and Uplay

—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak
—	1 Vote	Susannah Hoffmann Totally Looks Like Grandpa Got a New Gray Hairdo
—	1 Vote	Yes, Women's Equality Will Come \| Adrian Chiles
—	1 Vote	Nearly Every Student at California Air Hub Are Ready to Pounce if 49ers Cut Jimmy Garoppolo
—	1 Vote	You're Doing a Stunt That "Would Have Taken Me Out"
—	1 Vote	Paul Reiser Thinks "Reboot" Is Not a Serious Doxxing Problem Detected

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