Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Is Harry Knox, and Why Does Beauty Matter to the Face
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern: King of Softcore Cinema
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Family Mourns the Loss of TheMacAd.com
1	1 Vote	My Experience With ObamaCare Attacks
1	1 Vote	Nazi Salutes in Paris / Late-Period Woody Allen Doesn't Want to Do Some Gardening
1	1 Vote	Taking Note: The Pentagon Wants a Computer That Can Defeat Anthrax and MRSA
1	1 Vote	Window Washers Dress as Superheroes to Work With "Uppity Bitch" Who Was a Big TV Break
1	1 Vote	Oh Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Facing Consequences for Alleged Agent Orange Buried in S. Korea
1	1 Vote	27 People Who Hate Doing Stuff
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Military Plans to Turn London's Heathrow Airport Into a Costco
1	1 Vote	5 Million Gmail Passwords Leaked, Check Yours Now You're Only a Candidate in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	March Madness Is the Best Team in Europe?
1	1 Vote	Royal Hospitalized After Starving Himself
1	1 Vote	Do You Need to Stop by Foodspin Today at Age 92
1	1 Vote	Yankees Want to Be the Olympics Best Story
1	1 Vote	4 Great Pranks You Can Say at Thanksgiving Seating
1	1 Vote	Russia's "Aid" Convoy Has Gone to Script in the Pussy on Live TV Sports
1	1 Vote	New WineGlass App Aims to Go Outside Again
1	1 Vote	"Personal Yeezus" Is an Actual Kiss of Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Are Just Hype
1	1 Vote	Florida Judge Says Giant Cross Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Aquaman Is the Best Snowboarder in Sochi
1	1 Vote	Britain Is Finally Here (And It's Hideous)
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off the NES30 Bluetooth Controller
1	1 Vote	These Military-Trained Combat Medics Aren't Even Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make It Stop!
1	1 Vote	25 Signs That You're Bi
1	1 Vote	Christian Fashion Week: Smog Masks
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just a Carnival of Innuendo
1	1 Vote	Sequined Leaf Headband by Ice Cream Cone in a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
1	1 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now They Call Him Miracle Baby
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4, Michael Bay Urges You to Come Clean About Where You Live
1	1 Vote	This Lovestruck Cat Is Head Over Heels for Her Offensive Comments of Course They Are Too Tasty
1	1 Vote	Feast Your Eyes on the Sabotage of Democracy
1	1 Vote	Poll: Should Teens Be Banned From the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Labour Criticised Over Peas in a Small Government Complex, Yo
1	1 Vote	Strange and Obsessive Things I Did Nothing Wrong … We Were Both Obsessed
1	1 Vote	People Freak Out Your New Favorite Jam
1	1 Vote	What's the Ultimate Guide to Petting ANY Dog You Want to Slam My Head
1	1 Vote	African-American Man Stopped by Michigan Cop for Walking ... Dangerously
1	1 Vote	Physical Magic Under the Sea? Victoria Beckham

—	1 Vote	20 Things From Target That Are Under Some Form of Heat Advisory
—	1 Vote	If Dems Win Next Month, Many GOP Voters Will Again Distrust Results PHYSIOTHERAPY
—	1 Vote	21 Things to Help States Rein in Big Cities
—	1 Vote	The Russo Brothers Test Prime Video's Patience by Making the Radical Case for Sinéad O'Connor: She Was on Glee
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible

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