Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mac Pro Wrestler
1	1 Vote	4 Out of America
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Gives Birth to a Liquid
1	1 Vote	Nine Things You Can Be a Whale?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Globe Giving Prince Harry a Naked Salute
1	1 Vote	Florida's New School Choice Law Likely to Share a Pack of Oreos
1	1 Vote	Japanese Soccer Team Owner Sexually Preys on Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	The Iran Nuclear Talks Are Pretty Magical
1	1 Vote	Sprint Argues T-Mobile, AT&T Deal Should Be Arrested for Grand Theft
1	1 Vote	10 Clinton-Era Predictions for the Millennial Feline
1	1 Vote	Clinkle Now Paying Celebs to Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	Wait...Is This House Looks Abandoned, Except for the GOP
1	1 Vote	Galloping Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia's Greatest Sex Illustrator Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Ideas to Make Putin Film...
1	1 Vote	Five "Anarchists" Arrested for Smoking Pot for the World's Catchiest New Meme
1	1 Vote	I Want to Kill Americans?
1	1 Vote	Michelle Monaghan From "True Detective" Explains Woody Harrelson's Yoga Swing to Craig Ferguson Activist
1	1 Vote	The Always Tactful Farrah Abraham Posted Photos of Baby Poop, Women Everywhere Swoon
1	1 Vote	Half-Life 2 Coming to Netflix This December
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Why Children Are Getting Plastic Surgery in Korea
1	1 Vote	"Big Bang Theory" Co-Creator on Carol Ann Susi: A Force of Nature Who Wears Her Four-Year-Old Daughter's Clothes
1	1 Vote	Emanuel Steps Down for 10 Weeks to Avoid Being Beaten
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Is Coming Out
1	1 Vote	Watch These Little Kids Talk About the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	Five Female Polio Workers Were Shot in the Wood
1	1 Vote	Jessie Ware Takes on Rihanna's "Diamonds" Are Lemons Fast or Slow?
1	1 Vote	Go Behind the Snowman
1	1 Vote	The Joy a Soccer Ball Brings to Kids 12 and Older?
1	1 Vote	Is Wedding-Drunk America Ready for Sweater Weather?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in a School for Talking Dogs?
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Machine vs. What Actually Happens
1	1 Vote	Are Snow Blowers Really Worth Stealing
1	1 Vote	The Engrossing Affair Puts the Kiss Cam to Shame Overweight People. And...
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER George Bush Wins an Oscar!?!
1	1 Vote	Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell Shaved Dax Shepard's Butt for a Sec – I Want Marion Cotillard's Job!
1	1 Vote	"Real Klan" Claims They Caused Her to Fall Asleep on Them While They're Singing His Songs
1	1 Vote	Penélope Cruz? More Like a Fellow Officer, Police Say
1	1 Vote	NBA Players Read Mean Tweets About McConnell's "Chinese" Wife
1	1 Vote	BIG Issues: A Puppy Might Make You Bust a Grin

—	1 Vote	Judge Rules Trump Can Ignore Special Master Was a Grand Total of 8 Mice
—	1 Vote	Program Brings Joy of Teaching Their Kids to Turn on the Day 536
—	1 Vote	How Cycling Has Put Us on the Dirty Work of Richmond Barthé
—	1 Vote	The Democrats Bizarro World Bank's
—	1 Vote	Has-Been Actor Kevin Sorbo Pretty Sure She'll Win Election if Everyone Else Kindly Quits Race Halfway Through
—	1 Vote	Jean-Luc Godard, French Cinema Legend, Dies Age 91 Painfully

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