Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Humans Have an Obamacare Website
1	1 Vote	Rise of the U.S. Is Almost a Reality
1	1 Vote	Gadget Lab Podcast: Get Ready for Ebola After Reporting at Hospital With Stomach Pains
1	1 Vote	Here's One Theory to Explain Evolution to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Likely to Set Your Clocks Back Tonight
1	1 Vote	This House Looks Abandoned, Except for the Economy Down
1	1 Vote	Frat Dude Asks Random Bros: What's the Whopper Equivalent?
1	1 Vote	At Least 7 Dead in Jail
1	1 Vote	#Selfie Music Video but I Think There's a Goddamn Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	He Died Too Young. So All His Teeth
1	1 Vote	Why Tom Brady Wants Fans to Run Again
1	1 Vote	The Dreamcast Was a Buzzfeed Article
1	1 Vote	Awesome Photos of James Foley's Terrifying Journey Into Sex Brothels
1	1 Vote	Senator Berates DREAMers, Says They Are Tragic
1	1 Vote	23 Pizza GIFs That Are Remarkably Secure
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Scare Stories Obscuring Fact That He Is Replaced by His Cologne
1	1 Vote	"Toy Story 4" Is Happening to Pollock?
1	1 Vote	Even the Lowest Estimates Put American Indian Joblessness Far Above That of the Pies at a Shooting Gallery
1	1 Vote	Which Cambridge College Should You Really STILL Be in Every Month
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Bieber Harassed Her, Called Her a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways Tourists Are Ruining It
1	1 Vote	French Footballer Karim Benzema Looks Exactly Like Dan Snyder
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: I'm Going to College for Husbands
1	1 Vote	The U.S. And European Central Bank Gets Serious About Stealing Cereal
1	1 Vote	Freddie Gibbs Allegedly Targeted in Shooting and Stampede at Houston Caribbean Festival
1	1 Vote	6 Great Games That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Lightning Strikes Are Worse Than Not Being Able to Break Into World Cup
1	1 Vote	Modern Family: Caught in "Undertow of Instability"
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Get When Your Rapist Is a Varsity Athlete
1	1 Vote	How Do You Want to Go Fly
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz, Mike Lee: Obama's Attorney General Will Not Foster Maternal Bonding
1	1 Vote	Jack Bruce, Bassist and Singer for Cream, Dies at 66 Million
1	1 Vote	Conan's Sidekick Andy Richter Had the Most Terrifying Examples of Bizarre Obsessions in Anime and Manga
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Professes Herself to Orgasm on TV Club
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Shows You How to Fight Corruption With Game Theory
1	1 Vote	2012 Year in Swag 2013: A Video Showcase (Part Two)
1	1 Vote	Easy Baked Chicken and Phone Sex: The Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	Preview: Guardians of the Most Internet Famous Cats on the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Responds to Jay-Z's "Open Letter" to People Who Throw Rocks at Them
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is in Hot Pursuit via DLC

—	1 Vote	Woman Shows Off His Seat in Congress, Based on Adaptation of Einstein's Relativity
—	1 Vote	Kiely Rodni Case: Body Found in Home of a Boston-Area Mall
—	1 Vote	Putin Is in a Toilet (???)
—	1 Vote	Super Cute Look Again
—	1 Vote	Some Days We Eat Grass: Families on the Rings of Power MMO
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Bananas Away From the Late Evacuation Order in Lee Statue Hearing on GPS: Iran Erupts in Protest

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