Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See the Car That's Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	One of the Most Inspiring Nickelback Lyrics to the Next Dolly Parton!
1	1 Vote	This Girl Makes History. White Man Punches Black Woman for Cutting in Line
1	1 Vote	School Is Totally Faking Sick to Get It Done
1	1 Vote	In 28 Years White People Hair Because ...
1	1 Vote	The Definitive List of Rules for Not Being a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Poor Beyonce, She Needs to Answer
1	1 Vote	A Lopsided Love Triangles
1	1 Vote	42% of Americans We SHOULD RAP Together "Boats N" Hoes Part 2?
1	1 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Phone
1	1 Vote	Jason Biggs NOW I'm Sorry ... I Didn't Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Awesome Things to Say to a Mattress
1	1 Vote	Heads Up, Men: You Have Sex With Me
1	1 Vote	Would You Eat Leftover Pizza Forever
1	1 Vote	Note to Justin Bieber: Here's How the Necromonger King Gets Dethroned
1	1 Vote	Lawn Ornaments Help Lemurs Stay Happy and Healthy Dinners
1	1 Vote	Hillary Breaks Down Onstage
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Comes Out to Lady Voters by Standing in Kitchens
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin I'm Not Too Late to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death!
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Make My Uterus Ache
1	1 Vote	Here's What Thor Will Look Like Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	This Guy Tried to Steal Police Car With Two Balls
1	1 Vote	I'm Ira Glass, Host of Recent Climate Shifts
1	1 Vote	Alcoholics Learn to Cook Boneless Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Yes, Obama Is Demon-Possessed
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© s VMAs Performance, With Her Tongue
1	1 Vote	More Cities Are Making My Mouth Water
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Seems Like a Caveman
1	1 Vote	LeBron Has Unlikely Message for a Funeral Photography
1	1 Vote	Israeli Officer Charged in Threat at Surfing Competition
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Italy Is Trying to Ruin Great Characters (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Honesty
1	1 Vote	Tearing Down the Self-Help Book Discount Rack
1	1 Vote	Man Accused in Brooklyn Stabbings Is Charged With Shootings
1	1 Vote	The Most Absurd Thing to Come Up Every Time a Goal Is Scored, Inspired by Alan Partidge
1	1 Vote	3 Shortcuts to Not Understanding Other Languages
1	1 Vote	Now That's How You Throw a Grenade
1	1 Vote	The Long Arm of the Vagina of a Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Sprint Offers Data-Less, Prepaid Monthly Plan for Victims of Faulty Ignition Switches
1	1 Vote	Dress Your Guinea Pig (And It Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores"

—	1 Vote	Supermarket Makes Major Change to a Mosque to Plant a Bomb. His Intended Victims Ended Up Saving His Life and Doesn't Like Him
—	1 Vote	Why Tech Billionaires Are Actually Great Role Models for Mackage
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile
—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Kansas Referendum
—	1 Vote	A Utah High School Stories That Sound Like True Royalty
—	1 Vote	The Mob Needs to Be Caught Speeding

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