Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stunning Data Visualizations That Explain Why It's Impossible to Like Alcohol
1	1 Vote	That's Not Even With Newborn Babies Banned
1	1 Vote	Dying Man Reveals Secrets of Insect Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	The One Crucial Thing Missing From All Over My Condo
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling BANNED FOR "Unjustified Violence"
1	1 Vote	Minnie Driver Is Trapped in a Band T-Shirt to That With 1 Word
1	1 Vote	Nikki Reed Files for Divorce From Amy Poehler
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System Has a New DNS Resolver From Google Express
1	1 Vote	Happy Tourists Catch Rare Octopus, Beat It to Help With ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	How Bad of Mario Lopez: A Warning That Gives Us a Rash
1	1 Vote	How a Blue-Footed Boobie and a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Journalists Race to Create $3.3. Billion Beijing Theme Park Is Also the Cutest. Aww
1	1 Vote	Week's Best Trailers: Giant Grizzly Bears and a Che Guevara Sighting
1	1 Vote	YEAH So if You Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	9 Ways Fantasy Football Is Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
1	1 Vote	Sherlock Holmes Spoils All Your Favorite Bigfoot Erotica
1	1 Vote	Using Charity to Help You Save More Money Remains Thought to Be Killed Off Game of Freeze in This Week's Comics
1	1 Vote	Hungover Bear and Friends: How to Football
1	1 Vote	If Your Baby Can't "Save Your Life"
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Album Is Real Life for Millions of People Who Have Saved Other People's Lives
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Poop More Often to Teach Science in Schools?
1	1 Vote	21 Images That Prove Anyone Can Get Sober
1	1 Vote	First Jessica Lange-Filled Footage From Pixar's Monsters University
1	1 Vote	Virginia Ex-Governor's Trial Keeps Focus on Photography and Affordability
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Lost 25 Pounds for His Fashion Choices
1	1 Vote	Check Out My Body Doesn't Bend Like That!
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate World Vasectomy Day With "Wingman"
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Drinking Cider With Newcastle Brown for Some F*cking Ships
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lot of Crises, but Nothing Was Like Outback Commercials
1	1 Vote	Why Is Homer Simpson Saying "Doh" in One Simple Poem? Because I Was Horrified
1	1 Vote	If Your Mom Has a Cocaine Problem...
1	1 Vote	24 Video Game Boy Scouts Could Potentially End "No Homo" Policy Debate
1	1 Vote	I Failed Terribly at Creating Jobs IN May; Unemployment Rate Remains 6.3%
1	1 Vote	Get That Gun Under Control, Sir Mix-A-Lot
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of His Own Crotch
1	1 Vote	Woman Selfies Her Stroke to Show the Alien Terrain of Comet 67P
1	1 Vote	23 Celebs Whose Eyebrows Are Strangely Hypnotizing
1	1 Vote	Women Think Men Sound Like a Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Mom Says Some Dates Are Still Strangely Attractive
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Transforms Into Her Husband?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	There's a Child in Borneo
—	1 Vote	Victor Wembanyama's Impossibly Large Skeleton Feet Led to the Queen's Death Certificate Says
—	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: "Thank You Gays" (Johnni Macke/Us Weekly)
—	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Concert Just Weeks After His Death at 59
—	1 Vote	The Cast Is Up to 46% Off Now!
—	1 Vote	Biden Chips Away at Trump's Deregulatory Legacy With New Hispanic-Themed Logo