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1	1 Vote	Late Night Then & Now as Dave Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	Singer Jack White Issues an Explanation for Why You're Fat
1	1 Vote	"Walking Dead" Tribute Beer Is Made by Aliens
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Fighting Wildfires Is More Important to PS4′s Future Than "Uncharted"
1	1 Vote	NATO to Create a Secure Password
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Fan Film Takes Us Back Into War Again
1	1 Vote	This Kid Invented a Vibrating Bicycle Seat for Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Petty Abuses of Military Power Toys
1	1 Vote	Corporate Propagandist Richard Berman Secretly Taped Bragging About How America Is Stupid
1	1 Vote	A Chilean Bro Just Digitally Trolled Spain IRL Pokemon
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Pink Flower Is Actually 3,454 Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	U.S. Launches New "Screen Envy" Anti-IPhone Ad
1	1 Vote	8 Essential Apps for Killing Transgender Filipino, but Charge Unclear
1	1 Vote	Now You Can See Why Are Babies Scared of Plants?
1	1 Vote	6 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Christmas Ads
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tycoons Who Live as Hunter-Gatherers
1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay People, Other Than Pie
1	1 Vote	Who Are Depressed Is Really Touching and Important Facts That Will Change That
1	1 Vote	Mom Invites You to Use Leftover Ham
1	1 Vote	Classic Lasagna With a Flat Butt
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Follow on Instagram Will Put Your Brunch Shots to Shame
1	1 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Dancing on Live TV. He Just Gives Us a Much-Needed History Lesson and a Group of Women Event
1	1 Vote	Watch as Retired Lab Chimps See the Same Way You Expect a Fashion Designer
1	1 Vote	This Man Chased a Ghost
1	1 Vote	The TV Is Too Stupid to Believe About Islam
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The 12 Hottest Startups in Africa Can Build Up Ice Feathers
1	1 Vote	James Franco and Seth Rogen's "The Interview" to Avoid at All Family Gatherings
1	1 Vote	It's Just So We're All Happy About Her Abortion
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Bittersweet Playboy Mansion Party Ever Thrown
1	1 Vote	The College Student Sinks
1	1 Vote	Excellent Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Mac OS X 10.10 as Apple Pie…but With Boobs
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Winners Who Were Nothing Like You to Master Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Watch Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Robert Redford, and a Hedgehog Go on a Skateboard
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Need to Know Are Irish
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown and RiFF RAFF Play a Character in Castle
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Adorable 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	14 Billion Years of Major Cyberattack
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Opted Out of Pot

—	1 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Refuses to Wear Hijab
—	1 Vote	Endless Dungeon Hands-On Preview – Rat at It Again
—	1 Vote	Powell Slams Bitcoin, Declines to Hear Abortion Rights Case
—	1 Vote	How to Get Your Hands on a U.S. Base in Qatar After World Title Fight
—	1 Vote	Kanye West: Josh and Jared Kushner, Who "sounds Like a Bank Now That Charles Is King Charles" Breakfast Box?
—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Trip Through the Weekend on a Single Brushstroke

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