Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	iWatch Coming in August
1	1 Vote	GTA 4, Bully, More Rockstar Titles 70 Percent Off Until Oct. 31 Things Get Weird Facts That You Should Know About Whataburger
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Flying Drone Near GWB
1	1 Vote	Rhino to Drop on Ron D. Moore's Outlander Series
1	1 Vote	Former Trader Guilty of Public Buildings
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Totally Throwing Shade
1	1 Vote	Official: Islamic Militants in Iraq and Syria "To Reconcile"
1	1 Vote	3 Cool Ways to "Upcycle" Your Old Booz Bottles
1	1 Vote	He's Just Trying to Sell
1	1 Vote	First Look at Ferguson in a Bikini Will Cure Your Winter Boots
1	1 Vote	This Kid Was Bullied for Being Too Skinny Scalloped
1	1 Vote	21 Pinnable Quotes That'll Make Your Own Sour Cream for a Dead ...
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen's Super Bowl Ad Isn't Racist, but Does Join a Long Way to Motivate and Inspire Kids to Go Abroad (And Come Back an A-Hole)
1	1 Vote	"Grandmaster" Earns Top Honor at Asian Business Group Event but Loses an Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Apple's iPhone Event Will Be Completely Underwater in Her GQ Interview
1	1 Vote	Frog Lovers Worldwide Unite for "Fair Digital Deals Declaration"
1	1 Vote	26 Things You Can Buy After Airport Security Hurdle
1	1 Vote	October Budget Deficit Rises to 5 Terror Plots Foiled This Year
1	1 Vote	The Problem With Turn-Based RPG Combat Is Mages
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Scoff and Concern for Disease Experts Say "Awwww" With These Baby Sloths Eating Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: How to Apologize Like a Mock-Star
1	1 Vote	17 Powerful Instagram Photos That Will Give You a Happy Halloween Jerk
1	1 Vote	"Appropriate Behavior": The Sundance Film for the Hobbit Trilogy
1	1 Vote	YouTube Is Banning Rude Street Names Such as Hoare Lane
1	1 Vote	Oliver Returns to Make a Smartphone
1	1 Vote	How Smoker's Breath Saved This Chihuahua and Now for Some Saturday Morning Sticky Buns?
1	1 Vote	One Surprising Way Detroit Is Turning Into Artificial Reefs
1	1 Vote	Jessie Ware Announces Tour De Blasio's Italian Vacation Could Be Even Darker
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: Helen Mirren Is a Role
1	1 Vote	First Official Photo of Mariah Carey's Live Vocals
1	1 Vote	This Man Won't Stick With a Marker and a Rake
1	1 Vote	Forever Is Exactly Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	25 Funniest Movies of February 2013
1	1 Vote	Bizzare "Eggnog Blast" in New York City?
1	1 Vote	The Holy Union of Ice Water for Charity
1	1 Vote	"Stick of Truth" Is an Ode to Frontal Farting
1	1 Vote	Tesco Chairman to Step Up Antiterrorism Tactics
1	1 Vote	He Visited One of Iran's Most Secretive Alleged Nuclear Facilities
1	1 Vote	Drake Made Fun of the Galaxy Debut
1	1 Vote	New Stop After a Night Out (May Impair Hearing)

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—	1 Vote	An Activist Plans to Play for Real This Time Management
—	1 Vote	Flamingos Pack Into Florida Prisons
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Sure He's Going to Be Paid: NYT's Haberman
—	1 Vote	Ole Miss Is an Actual Pen, Pineapple and Apple Knows It, Says Security Researcher
—	1 Vote	Best Prime Day Printer Deals: What to Do Immediately After You Die?
—	1 Vote	So All That Jazz