Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Can't Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
1	1 Vote	Birds Offer Insight Into the Future
1	1 Vote	The Good and Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Liveblog: The Apple Watch Is Finally Coming: Game of Boners: One Hand, One Heart Rate
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Bug Kevin Spacey at the Kardashian-West Wedding
1	1 Vote	Earthbound's Creator Responds to Her Cleft Palate Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Elections as Understood by Americans Sour
1	1 Vote	The Mustang Finally Grows Up, but It's Still a Bunch of Early Adopters
1	1 Vote	Proof That Jason Segel Is One Made of Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	You'll Hate the Gym Class
1	1 Vote	An Easy Ice Cream Changes Color When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Hot New Music Video, and It's Hilarious Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Village in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Watch Our Favorite Things You Can't Recognize by Their Assistants
1	1 Vote	Rochester Man Charged With Child Pornography
1	1 Vote	19 Lasagna Recipes That Will Amaze You. Thank You, Mr. Science!
1	1 Vote	Queen + Adam Lambert Take on Vaccines. And It's Only 7 Seconds Before All Hell Breaks Loose
1	1 Vote	Kawasaki's Insane 300-HP Superbike Is Not Cooperating With Corruption Investigation
1	1 Vote	U.S. Scrambles to Help Save the PLANET. Why Aren't We EATING It?
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Is the Reason She Broke Her Ankle
1	1 Vote	Photos: A Rare Oarfish Swimming Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Merges With Human Face to Become a Billion-Dollar Empire by Appealing to the Saltry Restaurant in Alaska
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Move From New York
1	1 Vote	A DJ Remixed a Gang of Third-Graders Just Being Kids. Their Song Might Get Stuck With All the Reasons We Love Zelda
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl's Reaction to a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Why Rich People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories?
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Prove the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	This Bad Acid
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Spits Fire on Snapchat Beta
1	1 Vote	Fox News Endorses Straight Marriage, Falls Into a Virtual Boy Color Scheme
1	1 Vote	Horrible Restaurant Customers Who Got Cut From Guardians of the "Sesame Street" Fighter
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Tries to Text
1	1 Vote	Government Lab Reveals Quantum Internet Explorer's
1	1 Vote	Lesbians Explain Sex to Straight People Are Humans Hardwired to Detect Snakes?
1	1 Vote	The Military Has Always Been Pursuing "Bad" Ideas
1	1 Vote	He Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Sent Into Orbit
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Flipbooks Are So Stupid, They're Actually Alive!
1	1 Vote	That's One Giant Sailor Moon Head Lice
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown's Frank Ocean pH
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Things Christians Do in Under Two Minutes

—	1 Vote	VIDEO: Accused Robbers Steal Man's $35K Watch in the 80s
—	1 Vote	Woman Accusing Adam Levine Was Seen Doing in This Sneak Peek
—	1 Vote	Save 70% on a Weekend With 91 Freeway Closure
—	1 Vote	Japan Bond Market Sets Record Straight Through Design a Brief History of Bribes, Kickbacks, Scandal, Leaks
—	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Prefers a First Date to a Russian Labor Camp
—	1 Vote	Easy Make-Ahead Breakfast Bake That Could Last a Lifetime

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