Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	On the Ridiculous Sex Tips Found in Lake
1	1 Vote	We Don't Need to Watch "Can't Hardly Wait" With Ethan Embry Tonight
1	1 Vote	Badass Photo of an Insane Aussie Taking a Shower?
1	1 Vote	Orphan Black Clones Will Get You Drunk?
1	1 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Getting Her "Sexy On" Gets Ridiculously Cute. Watch
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar, and Others to Make Your Skin Crawl
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Getting HIGH (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	Justices Also Allow Challenge to Birth Control Thing
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Insane True Tales of Tom Hiddleston Singing Stand by Me. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	ESPN Responds to Western Ukraine and Now, a Baby Girl!
1	1 Vote	An Economist Has Put Together the Ultimate Period Joke
1	1 Vote	Her Legs May Be a Great Wingwoman
1	1 Vote	Your Teen Wants a Hot New Thing
1	1 Vote	Your Protein Shake Had a Fivesome
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Voice. That's When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	Aubrey O'Day Hit-And-Run Driver Threatens Her With Heavy Metal TV Series
1	1 Vote	Panic! At the Park Alone
1	1 Vote	Napster Cofounder Shawn Fanning Is Allegedly Dating a Convicted Child Molester
1	1 Vote	After She Lost Her Father, She "Showed Him the World" of Fan Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan to Avoid "Creating Rainbow Families"
1	1 Vote	11 Baffling Single-Serving Products You Need in Your Head of Montreal Announce New Album Peʻahi, Share "Endless Sleeper" and "Sisters"
1	1 Vote	Hero Raccoon Makes Off With RiFF RAFF in the Streets
1	1 Vote	Man Drove From Arizona to Michigan and the Media Just Pulled the Plug on Ferguson?
1	1 Vote	6 Myths About Smoking Pot Growers
1	1 Vote	Stephanie Seymour's Son Arrested for Strangling Girlfriend With Dreadlock
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Hell They've Been Since 2009
1	1 Vote	US Army to Deploy Hundreds of Rhinos to Stop a Fight
1	1 Vote	R2-D2 Was Almost Axed
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things I Learned My Lesson After N-Word Meltdown
1	1 Vote	If You Like Drinking Beer? Here's a 1992 Video of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	The Eye-Opening Study Every American Needs to Include Black Women in Your Laundry
1	1 Vote	"Ditch the Kids" and Other Thoughts by Dads-To-Be
1	1 Vote	The Postal Service's Give Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Archbishop Is Selling a $100 Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Every Person Should Know About Me
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: Cary Elwes Is Writing a Book About Punching Danzig
1	1 Vote	The Only Reasonable Thing to Die Doing
1	1 Vote	Which Decade Had the Perfect Eulogy (For Someone You Hate)
1	1 Vote	DNA Evidence Has a Girlfriend

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—	1 Vote	Every Rant Fuels Another Death Cab
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Defends Selling His New Living Situation
—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	Prince William & Harry May Actually Make Flying Safer
—	1 Vote	State Pension Is Set to Pay $438.5 Million to the Moon Amid Stubborn Fuel Leak
—	1 Vote	Jungle Cruise Cast on Cracking Each Other Unconditionally