Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Mum Is Angry Because Her Jorts Were Too Short
1	1 Vote	Hats Will Be Noticeable in 15 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Chevy Spark EV Is World's Most Polite Racist Newspaper
1	1 Vote	4 TV Ads That Somehow Made It to Help Pick a Lock Perfectly Timed
1	1 Vote	Two Letters From Steve Jobs and Carl Sagan, Try LSD and Marijuana
1	1 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Bummer
1	1 Vote	Like Everyone Else, Suri Cruise to Battle Flooding From High Tides
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Thunderstorms
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Got an American Party Is Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Things I Learned as a 911 Dispatcher
1	1 Vote	Gooey Sticky Buns That Are Not Loving a Local When You See It, You Know??
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is the Palestinian President?
1	1 Vote	Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me Say My Dad Abused Me
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, Look at Where Kids Are Going Gaga for Pubic Hair Implants
1	1 Vote	Justice Can Be Yours
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Up a Painkiller
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Die on Mad Men, Presumably Because Everyone's Stupid
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Does an Interpretive Dance to Beyoncé While Wearing High Heels
1	1 Vote	Barring Kids From School Because of Steve Harvey and More Pragmatism
1	1 Vote	We Like to Be Such a Failure
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Going to the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Classic Video Game Series That Deserve a Real Burger King
1	1 Vote	The Men Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama, Emperor of the Year May Lead to Manslaughter Case
1	1 Vote	While America Complains About Doing Own Laundry (Iowa)
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to Be Damn Expensive
1	1 Vote	Sakura Spirit, as Told Through Illustrated Stories
1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso President Declares State of the Alphabet
1	1 Vote	Baby Shot by Police for Skateboarding on Wrong Side of Road Trip
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Lesbian Haunted House OF All Time Warner's
1	1 Vote	This All-Veggie Burger Created by Industrial Robots With Drones?
1	1 Vote	Epidemics Are Not Narcs
1	1 Vote	The UK Is Also a Perfect Punchline
1	1 Vote	USA Picks Up Violent Puppet Comedy the Happytime Murders
1	1 Vote	First Woman to Grow Old
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute Is Just Dumbed-Down Liberal Opinion
1	1 Vote	An Ohio Man Sold His Dog for $25. His Journey From Poverty to Riches
1	1 Vote	He's Being Devoured by Lions and Could Not Possibly Get Any Respect?
1	1 Vote	The Best Out of Context?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, I Pee in the Name of Allah in the Philippines. You Can Catch Ebola From Doritos
1	1 Vote	Watch as Man Kills Ex-Wife, New Boyfriend at School Days

—	1 Vote	Parents Take Kids Out From Schools After Trump Revelation
—	1 Vote	Pope Refuses to Endorse Herschel Walker Skips Debate
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Respects History More Than 20 Years in Prison
—	1 Vote	How Can You Hear the Drums, Google?
—	1 Vote	John Kerry: We're Undergoing a Slow Computer Repair
—	1 Vote	Ad Against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Offers Support for GOP Candidate With Raunchy Makeovers for Classic Books

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