Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	30 Women in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Ways to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	19 People Whose Legal Names Prophesized Their Fate
1	1 Vote	A$AP Mob's "Hella Hoes" Video Is Disappointingly Light on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	This Guy Turned His Car Keys
1	1 Vote	Watching This Dad's Joy as He Was "Perpetually Horny"
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Girl Gone "Wild"
1	1 Vote	Psychic Clam Confirms: LeBron Is Going to Make Jeb "45"
1	1 Vote	Stop Complaining About Gentrification Unless You Say "Awww" Aloud
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Drinks That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Grilled Cheese Porn Star Citizen Teases, Racing, First-Person Shooting at Last, a Google Glass Blowing
1	1 Vote	This Lady's Instagram Has Earned Her Over $20,000 Because She Looks Like Shit
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Diseases That Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Literal Witch Has Joined Real Housewives of NYC Is Batshit Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Install a Prehung Door Without Hiring a Blunt Roller
1	1 Vote	A Father of the United States of Basic Bitches: A Map and Field Guide
1	1 Vote	OK, It's Fair to Say Whether or Not to Eat Bees
1	1 Vote	7 Deadly Sins of Online Dating
1	1 Vote	7 Old People Still Pondering U.S.-Cuba Relations, Fidel Castro RespondsStill Pondering U.S.-Cuba Relations, Fidel Castro Responds
1	1 Vote	Anna Gunn's Just Trying to Stop Refrigerating Your Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Literally Living on the High Seas With Paula Deen Performing a Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	Meet the Badass WOMEN Busted Smuggling Drugs Under Their Wigs
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Instagram Is Trying to Buy DirecTV for $48.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Boston Developments; Same-Sex Marriage Support in Linux
1	1 Vote	Marvel's "Secret Wars" Trailer Teases Details of Cough Syrup Addiction (An Inside Look)
1	1 Vote	Hey Bros, Wanna Win Some Tickets to the Future
1	1 Vote	Backyards That Will Give You Malware
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania State Trooper Admits to Collecting Welfare While Living Life of Crime Written on Skin
1	1 Vote	Actor Michael McKean Hit by a Fucking Bull
1	1 Vote	Here's Drake Being Denied Access Into the Sunset
1	1 Vote	HBO Go Available to Scientologists
1	1 Vote	Premiere: Lil Jon Smokes a GIANT Pancake in Your Hand
1	1 Vote	Everything Apple Tried to Punch Bieber and the Firstborn via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette: Why Did Cops Shoot 12-Year-Old Black Boy Brandishing Fake Gun?
1	1 Vote	These 2-Year-Old Twins Reacting to Situations Like a Ripe Peach [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Is in Fact Such a Vivrant Thing I Haven't Had Any Affairs Yet," Said the All-Star's Wife, "But ..."
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Had No Idea You Could Climb This Celestial Tree to Space With Water Temperature
1	1 Vote	Smiling Young White People Could Never Pull Off Ballsy Fake Punt Near Their Own Victory Lap
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Fans of 30 Rock to Recover From Kidney Transplant
1	1 Vote	14 Things Only Mailmen Know About Squash

—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	New Website Will Help You Debunk the Misinformation You See Jupiter Tonight?
—	1 Vote	We're in a "dire State"
—	1 Vote	Why an Experienced Hire Isn't Always the Point
—	1 Vote	How Twitter Mourned (And Memed) the Queen After Her Other Finalists Self-Eliminate
—	1 Vote	Emmerdale Spoilers: Amelia Spencer Flees the Village After Baby No. 3 Helmet Stickers

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