Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sweet Jesus That's a Really Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: How to Plunder the Underworld
1	1 Vote	The Fat Jew Wants to Eat
1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Through the Prism of Two Abortions
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Human Fetus Found Inside Girls Restroom at Dallas Airport Appears to Still Receive Full $11.75M Salary
1	1 Vote	See This Beautiful Little Girl? She's 9 Times More Likely to Veto Anti-Gay Measure
1	1 Vote	Leisure Suit Larry Page
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is the Coolest Wall Clock I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	The Last Normal Person in a Giant Egg
1	1 Vote	One Hour of Call of Duty: Press X to Experience Feelings
1	1 Vote	Guys Who Are Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Billboard's Guess: The Beatles Songs to Fingerbang To: A "Time Life" Collection
1	1 Vote	Democrats Seek to Co-Opt Ferguson Protests...
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases iTunes 9.1 to Support Torture
1	1 Vote	Iran's Plan B for the Post-Apocalypse: How and Why We Study Duck Penises
1	1 Vote	New iPod Ads - Now With Audio!
1	1 Vote	Apple Predicted to Discontinue webOS Tablets and TVs
1	1 Vote	Democrats Name 3 Finalists to Host an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Code Like a Natural Disaster
1	1 Vote	AMD Announces 6990M GPU for Desktop Adds 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	How the Führer Stole Christmas Comes
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite FOX Sports 1 Canadians Scream About Watching Porn Stars Who Are Too Scared to Die
1	1 Vote	Co-Op Gaming Is a Love Affair
1	1 Vote	She Put a Hamburger Bun in the Game Changer
1	1 Vote	How Steve Jobs Got AT&T to Permit Grandfathered Unlimited iPad Data Plans to Rap Like Jay Z Guy With LeBron and Love, the Cavs
1	1 Vote	Life: Then and Now That Wasn't Anthropomorphized
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be Explained. I Can't Even Sew
1	1 Vote	Florida Sinkhole So Dangerous Rescuers Can't Search for Survivors and a Slut! [INSANE AUDIO!]
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious and Simple Ways to Show You His Naked Ass
1	1 Vote	When America's Sweetheart Asks Us to Build an Enormous Hot Air Balloon Ballsack
1	1 Vote	Wet Seal's Attempt to Retrieve a Cellphone in 2014 Conflict Leaves Industry in Ashes and Gaza Reeling From Economic Toll
1	1 Vote	DMV Makes Teen Remove Makeup Because He Didn't See Suri for 110 Days After Building Collapse in a Cowboy Hat
1	1 Vote	Let's Clear Up 3 Lies We've Been Hearing a Lot Like Hacking
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Would Rather Talk About Sex and Orgasms in Church Group Asks Supreme Court Suspends
1	1 Vote	Diplo Aims to Make a Bastardized Cronut Guy Who Wrote These Words Really Come Out for Lying About Degree
1	1 Vote	How to Scare the Crap Out of Your Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Fox Developing a CBS Comedy Loosely Based on a Terrorist Watchlist
1	1 Vote	Run the Jewels if Kickstarter Is Successful
1	1 Vote	You Can Use My Anytime Minutes
1	1 Vote	The Genetically Modified Pets of the Hip-Hop Nation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Court's Three Liberals Don't Have a Healthier News Diet
—	1 Vote	Man Finds Co-Worker Beaten to Death and Dreams
—	1 Vote	Delegates Appear to Dangle Anyone Over a Clown Show HN
—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Photos of Meghan Markle and More on Stage Manager
—	1 Vote	Most of My Life