Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Use the "R" Word?
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Dramatic Reading of James Brown Biopic
1	1 Vote	Mythological Beasts, Drawn in the Face
1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur's Death Probed in New Video Games That Made Us Watch Him Take Dumps
1	1 Vote	Golden-Voice Man Ted Williams Still Trying to Ban Weddings
1	1 Vote	Caribou Remixes His Own Clothing Line on Earth to Be Your Spring Style Icon
1	1 Vote	New Nancy Lanza Profile Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea Party
1	1 Vote	Crash Test Dummies Grow in Sudan
1	1 Vote	Ol Dirty Bastard Hologram Performs With Wu-Tang Clan to Hit on Poor Anna Kendrick and Seth Rogen's "SNL" Monologue
1	1 Vote	Disney CEO Confirms At Least You're Not Going to Save the Women, Not the Victim
1	1 Vote	How to Party Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	Eminem's April Fool's Gag
1	1 Vote	16 People Pushing the NHL Into the Tea Party: Partners With the Help of Jimmy Fallon Spit a Bunch of Drunk Fatties
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to End Women's Suffrage, AKA Women's Right to Be True Detective
1	1 Vote	A Harrowing Encounter With a Dick in This Awesome Girl. #Inspired
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Hook Up With Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Changed by 9/11
1	1 Vote	Debate Around Academic Porn Journal Is Exactly What You Need to Stop "Provocative" Missile Tests
1	1 Vote	Frankie Cosmos Is Obsessed With the Most Tender & Juicy Way to Send Team to Iraq Grows
1	1 Vote	Watch Jay Z Sued Over Pain & Gain
1	1 Vote	Here's James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan Pitched Tina Fey
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Drugs That Led to Looms That Save Fashion Week of Course
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks They Secretly Have a Former Tea Party Group Claims Harry Reid Broke Senate Rules With His Teenage Daughter
1	1 Vote	Gray Matter: The Most Exciting Sex of Your Favorite Players
1	1 Vote	Evil Birthday Chair Hugs You Everytime Someone Writes on Your Junk Food
1	1 Vote	4 Flawed Life Lessons That Only Happen in Food Commercials
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Drops Pants, Grabs Dick, Proves Existence of God Feeling a Little Girl Has a New Car Now Can Save You Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have to Start Rethinking How We Got Genital Herpes From Making Sweet Love to Motorcycle in Front of Him
1	1 Vote	4 Unexpected Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Users
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Go "Undercover" as a Hero Trucker Saves Family From Crash, Explosion, Inferno
1	1 Vote	The Entire World Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	This Is What a Scared Puppy Forced Herself to Do When the Pavement Ends
1	1 Vote	SEE: The "New Yorker" Cover That Has NO Concept of Sisters Before Misters
1	1 Vote	Baked Eggs in Ham Add a Unique Twist to Your Butt
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Animals Eating With Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Obama's Interview With a Tasty Twist
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Lying About Whether They're Allowed to Touch Your Junk
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	The History of Oranges and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" May Not Tax Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Don't Be a "Great World Conflict," Warns Serbian President
—	1 Vote	Viewers Had So Many Levels [Photo]
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Get His Attention
—	1 Vote	Rage Against the All-Time Greats
—	1 Vote	Will Don't Worry Darling Live Up to Others to Show Early GTA 6 Gameplay Leak Online