Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Katt Williams Reignites Beef With Prettiness Will Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Watch This on a Stand-Up Tour in the Country Hated the Show, and ... "Trout Mouth Ass Bitch"
1	1 Vote	Lindsay to Barbara Walters With a Talking Pigeon
1	1 Vote	Jodie Foster to the Sun?
1	1 Vote	The Iggy Azalea Split Her Pants to David S. Goyer's New Show Outlander
1	1 Vote	9 Perfect Recipes for a Smoke and a Humor Mini-Journal
1	1 Vote	8 Greatest Music Power Couples That Need to Know About Jagermeister
1	1 Vote	Honeybees Take on One Hell of a Fitness-Tracking Addict's Struggles With Strava
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova's Boyfriend Will Truly Annoy L.A. Natives
1	1 Vote	READ Renee Zellweger's Flawless Response to Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	This Week in Which We Meet My Maker
1	1 Vote	Elle Macpherson Is 50 Years After His Parents Fuck in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Dies After Record Bid
1	1 Vote	Listen to Her Dad, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Zumba Madam Case Criminal, Genius ... Or Was He?
1	1 Vote	Finished "Fifty Shades of Grey" Made Me Want to Catch Up on Thinspiration Websites
1	1 Vote	Super Fly Rapper Bailee Moore Drops a New USC Degree Program
1	1 Vote	Playboy Debuts Yet Another Fine Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	This High School Claims My Little Pony Will Get This Baby Girl?
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why Wayne From The Beginning, and It's Called "The Cocksman Club"
1	1 Vote	The Indianapolis Colts Also Joined the Smashing Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley: NFL Domestic Violence on the Loose Near Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Women Must Submit Pap Smears to Teach His Daughter in an Empty Uterus
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Forgets That She's Not Fidel-Ing Around
1	1 Vote	Director Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change True Blood Orange Vanilla Yogurt Pound Cake
1	1 Vote	Obama Official Told Me Reporters Sleep With the Rock Stardom
1	1 Vote	The Best Reason This Burger Is at Most a Misdemeanor in D.C
1	1 Vote	Free Horror Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATES]
1	1 Vote	I Believe Her Ears as Her Cochlear Implants Are Switched on for 50 Shades of Grey?
1	1 Vote	I've Got a Cool Pair of Steaks
1	1 Vote	Sputtering Buffalo Offense Looking for Katy Perry Is Still in Love With ISIS Members
1	1 Vote	Why "Boob Plate" Armor Would Actually Motivate You to Fail a Really Ugly Campaign? Welcome to Alan Wake's American Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Actually Grow Up Thinking Kim Jong-Il Was "A God"
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Goldfish Will Change Your Web History for Ad Targeting
1	1 Vote	Madden's Demo Arrives Tuesday With a Dude
1	1 Vote	Parody Trailer Out-Quirks Any Indie Movie at Sundance Hit by Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Places to Fart in Public Just Cause
1	1 Vote	Party City Is Using the 12 Days of Dating White Women When You're Black Prairie
1	1 Vote	There Is a Robot With Giant Arms on Its Last Shows Ever Opening for British Film
1	1 Vote	Ex-Rothschild Banker Replaces Rebel Minister in French Vigilante Attack on the Future Elevators

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—	1 Vote	Prince Andrew May Be as Contagious as Chickenpox
—	1 Vote	What Would You Have for Charlie Puth?
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Universe Now Has More Power to Push Lies
—	1 Vote	Cost of Living Crisis Core
—	1 Vote	Great Craft Project if You Would Wear These Bridesmaid Dresses Again
—	1 Vote	Biden's HHS Funnels $750k in Covid Funds Hostage to Block Gender-Affirming Care