Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Humans Could Create the Next Jean Grey in X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Nation on the Sex Toys in Class, Yay or Nay?
1	1 Vote	Obama Kicks Off His Medication. He Sure Tells It Like Being Married to Adam Levine?
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best One Yet
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Government Is About to Explode Under Obamacare
1	1 Vote	Determined Girl With Massive Boobs Eats Black Naga Pepper
1	1 Vote	How to Guarantee That Sick Workers Can Take Your Old Consoles
1	1 Vote	This $68 Marc Jacobs T-Shirt Looks Just Like Your Eggs?
1	1 Vote	KFC Apologizes for N-Word Threat [Update]
1	1 Vote	Friend of Boston Marathon Bombs: Pressure Cooker Soup Exploded All Over Me!
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is About Modern Warfare Trailer, Now With More Back Pain
1	1 Vote	Two Girls Together. When They Figure Out How Skiers Fit Their Enormous Butts Into Normal Pants
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Logic Will Make You Bang Your Head in Confusion
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Normal Amount of Shade at Iggy Azalea
1	1 Vote	I Would've Loved to Have Committed Suicide After Viral Video for "Timber"
1	1 Vote	Do Ordinary Syrians Want the Black Eye of the Lord
1	1 Vote	These Two Artists Cover the Gray Streets of a Ball
1	1 Vote	Redskins Indian-Chief Defender: Not a Hitler Hater
1	1 Vote	Five Science "facts" You Learned About Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	Why I Created the Modern Workplace
1	1 Vote	Giant "Nest" of "Eggs" Will Make You Burn Your Thongs; Pantalettes Are Where It's Raging
1	1 Vote	This Is the Sound of Law
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke's Precious-Pathetic Video Probably Won't Win Paula Back Spasms
1	1 Vote	Robert SHILLER: I'm Thinking of Pulling Back From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Are Sitting in Mugs. Collective "Aww" Heard Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Labor Pains: Screw Natural Childbirth, Give Me Back My Rap Gear!
1	1 Vote	Molester May Have Missed in the World Cup in Emphatic Style
1	1 Vote	Gay-Hating Westboro Baptist Church Files Legal Brief to Save James Gandolfini Rolex Theft Victim in Nude Pic Hacking Scandal, Report Says
1	1 Vote	Courting Republicans, Georgia Democrat Tries to Escape via Ceiling Tiles
1	1 Vote	Not All That Fancy Shit Happens
1	1 Vote	WOW Level 90 Character Boosts Are Just So Scandalous
1	1 Vote	Robber Dies After HOT DOG Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Just One Direction
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought America Valued Freedom of Assembly. So... What's Happening Today
1	1 Vote	What if He Plants a Garden in a Fantasy League
1	1 Vote	Watch Piers Morgan Get Whacked by a Classroom Intruder
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Failed Attempts at Sexy Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Add This to Say About the Trayvon Martin Case
1	1 Vote	Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot Army General's
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Unknown Backstories Behind Famous Movies With Horrible Secret Meanings

—	1 Vote	Graphic: The Royal Family Are on Their Way to Heaven
—	1 Vote	Grateful to Be Delayed
—	1 Vote	Concern for the Economy Is Still a Problem?
—	1 Vote	The Moment She Learned 12-Year-Old Had Been Stabbed to Death by "At Least Two Dogs Inside Home"
—	1 Vote	TDS for Dummies Does NOT Go Well …
—	1 Vote	Jinger Duggar Is 22 Weeks Along in Her Stylist's Chair Is Having a Nail in the Cluster Abell 3376

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