Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

I Really Like Some Men to Marry in All of Their Dying Patients. That's Okay

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by vieve87
2015-12-22

2015-12-22

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Link Love: The Day Terry Richardson Would Really Like Some Men To Pose Nude For Him
    The Gloss The Gloss
  • Read
    Smashes
    I Really Like This Video of Hot Girls Washing a Car Without Using Hands
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    Nurses make fun of their dying patients. That’s okay.
    HotAir HotAir
  • Read
    Smashes
    A New Kind Of Pregnancy Center That Counsels Women About All Of Their Options
    ThinkProgress ThinkProgress
  • Read
    Smashes
    Supreme Court Says Same-Sex Couples Have Right to Marry in all 50 States
    RYOT RYOT
  • Read
    Smashes
    Tony G Has the Best Sportsmanship in All of Poker!
    Cheezburger Cheezburger

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account