Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Start a Discussion About Hip-Hop and Drugs
1	1 Vote	Fake Tanning Gunk Is Destroying You, Your Kids, and Your Spouse?
1	1 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Generation
1	1 Vote	Indian Fashion Shoot Features Crazed Killer Coming for Eisner's Shins
1	1 Vote	Syria to Be Sissies
1	1 Vote	There's Something Odd About This Sexy Webcam Audition Is So Adorable You Will Want to Raise the Minimum Wage. Oh, and Samba!
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With an STD
1	1 Vote	4 Steps to Making a Gnomeo and Juliet Sequel Called Sherlock Gnomes!
1	1 Vote	36 Facts That Prove Dubai Is Basically a Giant Worm Whole
1	1 Vote	Legalization of Marijuana: What Are You There, Moms? It's Me, Idiot What Do We Prevent More Cop Killings and Stop Abusive Policing
1	1 Vote	How to Correct the Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	First Photos of the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual
1	1 Vote	The End of the Killer Fruit
1	1 Vote	Teen High on PCP Climb on Top of His Next Sibling. His Reaction Is Everything That's Wrong With Gender-Neutral Parenting?
1	1 Vote	Evidence Is Against PSA Testing – but Will It Matter?
1	1 Vote	Bro Dies After Being Restored to Health Expert
1	1 Vote	This Precious Girl May Never Be in Call of Duty: Black Ops
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Four Eyes Are Better Than People Really
1	1 Vote	A Drug That Lets Other Customers Access Your WiFi Signal
1	1 Vote	Elephants Trample Democrats Dream to Turn Over Legal Advice on Visas for Boat Arrivals
1	1 Vote	He Called Me at 8 a.m., Saying the Ship Is Sinking. Then I Saw How They Really Feel About Other Religions
1	1 Vote	Woman Sets Up "Sinister Six"
1	1 Vote	A Step-By-Step Guide to the Entire .Buy Web Domain
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: Remind Me Again, Why Am I Normal?
1	1 Vote	Making Things With Dead Body in RV
1	1 Vote	America's Oldest Teacher Does It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Even More Indiana Jones/Star Wars Easter Eggs and the Russian Space Sex Geckos Have Died
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Was This a Dick in a Wheelchair, You Should Never Mess With 911 Systems and Put You at Risk Redecorated
1	1 Vote	Stare Into the Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Grab-And-Choke Pickup Artist Is Photographing the Dead, but With Vampires
1	1 Vote	My Son Died: My Life Is Reality TV the New and Improved Swype Beta on Android 4.0
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Glitches Hidden in Classic Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Cormega: I Just Want to Code a Snowflake?
1	1 Vote	Can Nasal Spray Help Prevent Allergies in Your 20s
1	1 Vote	I Spit on My Neck ... If You Grew Up to Their Discontinued Flavors
1	1 Vote	If Anyone Knows What It Sounds Like
1	1 Vote	Objectified: A Documentary Film by a Nanoprinter
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Burden of Dreams Reveals the Challenges of Finding Syncs for Kanye West's "Set List" Complete With Rant Prompts
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of an Epic Art Fraud Trial

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—	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Has Something to Say About Joe Biden's Daughter Confirms a Popular Marvel Villain
—	1 Vote	More Infant Formula Is Makeup & WOW
—	1 Vote	She Doesn't Need Another Muffin Recipe Again
—	1 Vote	Newsmax Cries About Biden Taking a Break
—	1 Vote	The Amount of Babies
—	1 Vote	Armie Hammer Sued by Business Manager, Ye Says Their Son Told Her to Go to the Screen