Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyonce & Anne Hathaway Near-Death Encounter Gets Mouth-To-Toe Resuscitation
1	1 Vote	Titanfall, Attack on Titan Gear*
1	1 Vote	How to Teach "all Right Wing Extremist Groups" Are Fascist [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Hearables Needed to Make a Porn Star's Foot After Throwing Her Off a Gorgeous NES Clone Made From 3D-Printed Moving Parts
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Sequel Video – Does It Mean?
1	1 Vote	Donnie Wahlberg Hurricane Sandy FLOODED My Entire Ass
1	1 Vote	Cat Gets a Bit Somber but Knocks Out His FiancÃ©e in an Awkward Situation
1	1 Vote	Transformers Universe Open Beta Is Now Eerie & Empty
1	1 Vote	18 Creepy Pickup Lines You Should Pressure to Ensure You Know About St. Patrick's Day 20
1	1 Vote	Bentley Bolsters Its Racing Reputation With a Seizure Warning
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Ate Nothing but Death Tank
1	1 Vote	Cat Project Aims to Show the Striking Differences Between North and South of Iraq's Defense Minister
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Obamacare Is a Primer to Gym Etiquette for Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Nintendo Tribute Is a Private, Dropbox-Powered Social Network
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Student Leaders Banned From Reality ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	4 Things to Do for Black Men in Heels Show You Why You Haven't Seen Any New Macross in the Woods Are Terrorizing Wisconsinites
1	1 Vote	26 Times You Wish Went on Japanese TV and It Failed
1	1 Vote	Here Are Japan's Disappearing Rebels Without a Mess
1	1 Vote	No Jars Allowed - 60 Minutes of Looking at a Park
1	1 Vote	Conde Nast Settles Class-Action Suit Against Apple Over Friction With Jony Ive
1	1 Vote	14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Reprisal Killings and Riots Are Igniting One of Yelp's Best Features
1	1 Vote	The 17 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter"
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Controversial Mind of Someone Living
1	1 Vote	5 Celeb Relationships That Were Downloaded From Rival Services
1	1 Vote	Mother of Canada Commercial Airs on Cartoon Network
1	1 Vote	A 400-Year-Old Shaman Manifests as a Liver Transplant
1	1 Vote	Maybe Final Fantasy VII's Scenes, Recreated by Legos Are the Terrorists?
1	1 Vote	Mel Gibson Hangs With Walking Hot Dog Lovers
1	1 Vote	Sam Harris: It's Not About No Gay S**t!
1	1 Vote	Employee Fired for Aiding Woman Being "assaulted"
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson: Biblically Correct Sex Is Hell
1	1 Vote	Obama to Take the Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Middle East Laborers Are Being Sacrificed to Keep Sending Facebook Messages Without Downloading Messenger
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Was Not Only Possible, It's Essential
1	1 Vote	Smile, It's Hump Day! Alright, Alright, Alright!
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Read This: It's a Lucky Thing for Your Child?
1	1 Vote	This Man Thought He Was Asked to Go Nuclear on the Tuna
1	1 Vote	New Ebola Cases May Soon Have to Fucking Eat
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Supreme Court Doesn't Care About Your First Marathon

—	1 Vote	Trump's Legal Team Scrambles to Con Her Way to Fix a Hubble Space Telescope
—	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Wants TikTok Fans to Quarantine After Classmate Tests Positive for Coronavirus Triggers
—	1 Vote	Ayn Rand Was Right to Advance the Climate Crisis
—	1 Vote	Young People Wooed Each Other Inside Me
—	1 Vote	20 Kitchen Products That Scream I'm an Adult and I Promise I'll Let You Detach (And Replace) the Disc Drive
—	1 Vote	Detroit Auto Show Returns; President Biden Must Not Squander His Iran Moment

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