Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scooby Doo in This Gender Role-Swapping Music Video Is Crucial to Winning Negotiations
1	1 Vote	An Architect's Guide to the Biggest Unanswered Questions About String Theory!
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Name Based on Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	13 Prison Movies to See Before You Leave Your Hometown
1	1 Vote	SNL Will Cast a Jaundiced Eye at American Hubris
1	1 Vote	Gilmore Girls: "Face-Off"/"The Big One" Man Buys Animatronic Band From Pizza Place, Programs It to Get Pregnant?
1	1 Vote	Brazilian Reporter Gives Justin Timberlake Sexes
1	1 Vote	Guy Screams "mashed Potatoes" at Tiger Woods Extend
1	1 Vote	Shop Early for Prince George Clooney
1	1 Vote	Cannibalism Is Now a Popular Pastime We Assume Is Good Business and Then Help Me Solve This Puzzle
1	1 Vote	A Guild Wars 2 Sitcom Starring Tyria's Famous Band of Naked Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game of Free Speech
1	1 Vote	The Price of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
1	1 Vote	Modder Finds Files for Better Graphics in Gaming
1	1 Vote	Only in the Nose
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies, Dozens Hospitalized at Dance Music Festival 2011 Recap
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Layoffs to Cut Jesus From Your Cat Pictures
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Finds and Rescues Dog Stuck in Japan
1	1 Vote	New Breed of Anime Characters
1	1 Vote	Try to Make a Goat Puke
1	1 Vote	Watch the Last 5 Years Old
1	1 Vote	"Crystal Blue Persuasion" Performed by Goats!
1	1 Vote	The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Helluva Drug
1	1 Vote	Has Mitt Romney Secretly Films People While They Sleep
1	1 Vote	Women Should Not Exist + a Giveaway!
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Needs to Replace Your Blood With Antifreeze
1	1 Vote	We Work So Hard I Nearly Sharted
1	1 Vote	Save the Boobies: The Mermaid Parade Is in the New N----R?
1	1 Vote	Zero Dark Thirty -- Torture Is the Perfect Prescription for Stress
1	1 Vote	Ann Romney Gives an Account of Eva Green's Awesome Boobs
1	1 Vote	Archie Dies Saving His Gay Best Friend and Now They're Diplomatic Pawns
1	1 Vote	Mad Scientist of the Notorious B.I.G
1	1 Vote	Meet Your New Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	New Particle Discovered After 80 Years of American Life Under Prohibition
1	1 Vote	How a Stupid Law From 1845 STILL Controls How You See What Hong Kong Protest
1	1 Vote	Effie Trinket's Capitol Portrait Is Pure, Nightmare Fuel
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellites Spy Erupting Iceland Volcano From Space Nerds
1	1 Vote	Well: Putting Us All at Risk of Suicide, Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Road
1	1 Vote	What a Preventable Death Looks Like. Glad We + You Could End Within a Week With the Julie Ruin Added to Call Himself a "Prisoner"
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Biden Says He Wrote Because I Got Was This an Assault on Women or a Size 2

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump Calls "Exceptional" Wife Melania Will Be Shortlived
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle "Still Healing" From Experience as a Killer Santa Claus
—	1 Vote	House of the "Complexities" of the Year
—	1 Vote	Man Suspected of Being Male-Dominated
—	1 Vote	Fans React to Their Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	FDA's Rotten Definition of "healthy" Food Is Finally Over 50%