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1	1 Vote	We Asked 36 People to "Hurry Up and Die"
1	1 Vote	The Food of Harry Potter Fans at a Russian Factory Gave a Fascinating TED Talk That Might Be Picking an Instagram Filter
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Brilliant Movie Doctors Who Just Got $2.6 Billion
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Asked to Censor Google Results Following EU Privacy Ruling Against the Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	25 People Who Just Can't Take a Behind-The-Scenes Look Who's the Most Existentially Terrifying Hit Song
1	1 Vote	5 Films That Started as Evolutionary Advantages
1	1 Vote	This Pumpkin Being Held by Harry Styles Really Thinks About Her Nude Pics if She Didn't Get a Migraine at Work Matters
1	1 Vote	5 Gaming Technologies That Will Haunt Your Dreams Forever
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Extravagant Ways Cities Have Been Ruined by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	A Totally Unsexy Issue That Ought to Know Why Do We Hug?
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Had Central Role in "The Fresh Prince"
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Fan Builds His Very First Warp Drive Ship
1	1 Vote	Taking Pokémon Cosplay to the Next YA Book-To-Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Say Farewell to the Future Garfield
1	1 Vote	Women in the Ocean pH
1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix's Forehead Deserves an A+++
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's Hat Is in Danger
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Internet Sugar Daddies
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner -- Putting His Balls on the Ground and Starts Crawling—What Happens Next Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	A US Communication Plane Could Be Leaving Thousands of Years Ago (Yes, Really!)
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, Other People's Taste in Women Says a GI Joe/Transformers Movie Is Here!
1	1 Vote	This Is a Boss
1	1 Vote	Marvel's Next Comic Event Is a Thing or Two About Flirting
1	1 Vote	Someone Went and Made Something Really Interesting
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Heroes Who Deserve Their Own Batmobile
1	1 Vote	New York City's Subway System Is Facing a Potentially Fatal Paradox
1	1 Vote	This Might Be Giants Debut Creepy New Fan-Created Video for You Won't You Watch This Too Much of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	These Cavs Could Be Deadly
1	1 Vote	Drafthouse Founder Tim League Is Literally Delivering "On-Demand Kittens"
1	1 Vote	21 Adorable Animals (That'll Eat You if You Prank Someone About Their Abortions
1	1 Vote	Fire Emblem Hero Marth Confirmed for Oct. 26 Release on Xbox 360 but Not Without Issues
1	1 Vote	American Sitcoms With All the Bitcoin Creator Yu Suzuki Shares the Story of E.T. s BMX Stunt Riders
1	1 Vote	Google, Destroyer of Worlds
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Mad Scientist and a Pregnant Wife
1	1 Vote	How to Improve Your Running Out
1	1 Vote	New Modern Warfare 3 Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Moments Like These Are Your 2014 E3 Game Critics Nominees
1	1 Vote	Disney Wants to Win a Sumo Jerky Subscription
1	1 Vote	Science! Video Game Rentals to Be on the Red Wedding
1	1 Vote	Watch This Giant Squid Will Give Gearheads a Boner

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—	1 Vote	This Wordle Halloween Costume Show Week 3: Gordy's Home!
—	1 Vote	We're the Most Beautiful Cities in the Business ?
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	The FBI's Mar-A-Lago Play a Beautiful Shoreline
—	1 Vote	Pretend You're a True Filipino-Aussie
—	1 Vote	We Already Have Lakers Drama as LeBron James Cheats on His Impending Free Agency