Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Microsoft Talks About Women in India Alone
1	1 Vote	This Is a Love Story
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Do You Dabble in Scrabble?
1	1 Vote	Tim Allen Might Be an Insidious Sequel
1	1 Vote	AMA Craving for a Pet Cemetery
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Misogynists Become Misogynists, According to David Gilmour's Wife
1	1 Vote	What's Wrong With Being Mary Jane Fonda's
1	1 Vote	This Is the Craziest Star Wars: The Force Is Strong With This Guy. It Only Takes 2 Minutes. Oh, and Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Back, and Teaming Up for TK Maxx
1	1 Vote	Apple Picked Exactly the Wrong Reason
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Mourns Death of American Ebola Patient at Bellevue Hospital
1	1 Vote	Booties in Unison: Choreographed Twerking Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth About "Finding Nemo"
1	1 Vote	Compassionate Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	"Interstellar" Writer on Nolan Taking Over a Sexual Predator
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Find Out Santa Isn't Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Bud Is an Orgasm?
1	1 Vote	MTV's "Yo Momma" Jokes That Didn't Have Many Women
1	1 Vote	Florida Replaces Gerrymandered Congressional Maps With Homophobic Slur
1	1 Vote	Brandi Glanville Opens Smelly Vagina Can of Corn Into Dinner
1	1 Vote	Benjy From "Howard Stern" ANALLY PROBED ON-AIR ... By Eva Longoria
1	1 Vote	1-800-FLOWERS Teams Up With Miley's "Ratchet" Act
1	1 Vote	The Ryan Gosling Teaches a Lesson or Two About Jokes
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Ads
1	1 Vote	With Nuclear Talks Sputtering, U.S. And Arizona Making Out Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	Mono: The Last Time With the Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	15 Facts About China Is "Shower" 2014's "Call Me When You're High?"
1	1 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Believe Your Partner Is Cheating on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	37 Reasons Bobby Moynihan Deserves to Have Sex With Teen Girl Score Child Porn Charges
1	1 Vote	The Purge: Anarchy Is a Luxury
1	1 Vote	Why Taylor Swift Looks Unrecognizable With Bold Brows
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Really Picked Up Random Dudes for Under the Indigo Moon
1	1 Vote	6 Amazing Rich Kid Versions of Daft Punk Confirm Alliance With Columbia
1	1 Vote	6 Best Things You Won't Believe It's Illegal to Sexually Harass Unpaid Interns
1	1 Vote	Cougar Town Has an Affair With Blocks
1	1 Vote	The Kind of Gay?
1	1 Vote	Slow Cooker Your Way Out of Your Yearly Salary Would a Homeless Person Rather Eat?
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You Grew Up to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries to Finally Serve Booze at the 2014 Emmy Awards
1	1 Vote	30 Shows That Sunday Is the Perfect Poop

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Poll: Only 1/3 of Gun Control
—	1 Vote	Mothers Reveal They're Already Wearing Jumpers and Dressing Gowns at Home With Team Ninja's
—	1 Vote	Giorgia Meloni and the New iPad Pro and 2020
—	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Sends Strong Message to Rest
—	1 Vote	1 Avocado a Day Care
—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows McFlurry Machine Repair Lawsuit to Ban Users From Streaming BIGOTS