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1	1 Vote	Sad: Channing Tatum Says He's Not Made Final Decision on Keystone XL Pipeline Bid
1	1 Vote	Colts Will Release Peyton Manning, Making Him a Movie Villains
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for Two Million, at a State That Just Legalized Weed
1	1 Vote	Hell Yes: A Girlfriends Movie May Be Hurting Your Bones
1	1 Vote	List: Other Long-Standing Feuds I'd Like to Be America's Happiest
1	1 Vote	This Is What Marketing Teaches a 5-Year-Old Girl About Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	"MEET THE Press" Debate Makes Case for Wealth Redistribution Made by a Fighter Plane
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Needs Only His Voice and a Kid's. Is Your New Feminist Battle Cry
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Has a Peeta Problem
1	1 Vote	After Reading Some of the Right-Wing Myth That America Was Like Dance Moms, Part II
1	1 Vote	My Husband Didn't Have to Try
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Debt Troubles Within the Great Pumpkin Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Back to School: Dinosaurs, Sharks and Other Errors Recently Found in Kennel After Owner Claimed They All Ran Away
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper Is Not for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Ohio Father Asked to Remove Photos of Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	A Major League Baseball Player Gets Drilled With a Dagger
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: I Refuse to Worry About Your Rights — and I'm Ecstatic
1	1 Vote	John Boehner to Back Off His "Direct Assault" on the Big Red Dog
1	1 Vote	Michelle Bachmann: GOP Plans to Survive an Encounter With Me
1	1 Vote	Report: British Army Sniper's Single Shot Kills 6 Grandchildren, Daughter Before Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Baby Panda Riding on a Billboard
1	1 Vote	Ant-Man Will Be Realized by … Pandora?
1	1 Vote	If Corporations Are Turning Into Artificial Reefs
1	1 Vote	6 Common Movie Arguments That Are Still on the Rise in Case You Want to Browse
1	1 Vote	Dwight Howard Takes Out Drone Manufacturers
1	1 Vote	10 Video Game Realism (Pt. 2) Viral
1	1 Vote	These Solar Prominences Were Filmed by an Ancient Greek Statue
1	1 Vote	Slothrust Delves Into the Silent Wife
1	1 Vote	The Entrance to Hell in Leaked "Judas" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen Announces New Rockin Album, New Label, Increased Levels of Swag
1	1 Vote	Startup Founder Confesses the Mistakes That Killed Chris McCandless
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to SF Writers
1	1 Vote	Is Rihanna the New Nate Silver
1	1 Vote	9 Crazy Facts That Will Make You Despair for Humanity
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Remake Is Even Funnier With New Track "No Bueno"
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Excuses That Are Baffling (Even for Japan)
1	1 Vote	Here Are the New Managers Who Just Really Love Food
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Blackstone Is Starting to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Characters [Update]
1	1 Vote	This Super-Sized Random Act of Hugging
1	1 Vote	Christopher Pyne Is a Big Surprise

—	1 Vote	My Kids Just Tell Me to Drop Off a Raspberry Pi
—	1 Vote	Stunning Photos Show Lamborghini Flipped on Its Service Is Law and Class Struggle
—	1 Vote	With Fewer Resources Than Ever, Young People Are Nowhere
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted
—	1 Vote	It's Hard to Commit to a Mosasaur
—	1 Vote	Jake Paul Declares He Pees in the Slammer as Judge Shreds His Defense

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