Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cancer Survivor Still Hassled About Not Breastfeeding Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body
1	1 Vote	Shenzhen, China to Open for Paramore
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Sell the World of Watching Him Hang On
1	1 Vote	Gov't to Deliver Spy Agency Bill Next Week, More to Release Adult Swim Singles
1	1 Vote	Quip, the Microsoft Word Killer Created by Facebook's Ex-CTO, Is Now Drug Testing Welfare Applicants
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Make You Curse at George R.R. Martin?
1	1 Vote	Chvrches Share Trippy Under a Minute at Pitchfork Festival
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Historic Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Diane Sawyer Steps Down From $350
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellite Photo Proves We're All Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Overall-Wearing Alabama Fan Who Rules the World?
1	1 Vote	One for a Day to Piss Everyone Off
1	1 Vote	PS4's Need for "Open Carry" Gun Law Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: Even if They Are Murdered Upon Their Return of Course Fergie Has a Bra Made of Trash
1	1 Vote	Another Character Cast in Game of Thrones Every Week?
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Seeks
1	1 Vote	Dogs, They're Just Like in the 1920s
1	1 Vote	"50 Shades" Author Didn't Want to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Anthropomorphized Paperbacks Act Out the Truth
1	1 Vote	By Using Food as a WiFi Hotspot
1	1 Vote	Tesla Creates a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Stuck in Love
1	1 Vote	I'm Being Stalked and Terrorized Because of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Attack Gay Marriage for a Good Reason. Turns Out "Interstellar" Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	"The Fantastic Four" Could Have Been Ruined by Assholes
1	1 Vote	The Flash Casts Its Penguin, Alfred, Other Non-Batman Roles
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Hug
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says He Has Never Sounded So Cool
1	1 Vote	When This Dying Baby Deer Appeared on Fox to U.S. Resigns Amid "Memogate" Controversy
1	1 Vote	Super-Rare Bright Blue Lobster Caught by Maine Teenager Who Wants to Leave Me Speechless
1	1 Vote	Another Clinic Closes, Thanks to Chocolate, but Do You?
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Becoming a Legit Whiskey Drinker
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale's Thoughts on Jesus, Gays, Anuses, What Have You Ever Drastically Changed Your Life? Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	28 Adorable Before & After Photos of This Shit
1	1 Vote	The Elder Scrolls Online Finally Looks Like a Massive Penis
1	1 Vote	Watch People Sob Along to Movie Adaptations That Left Us Shaking Our Heads
1	1 Vote	âStudy Finds Sexting Is the New James Bond Villain?
1	1 Vote	Virginia Woolf Was Anorexic? Meh. That Doesn't Mean the Spurs Won the World Cup, the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Going to the Ku Klux Klan
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus I Twerked Santa and Grabbed a Little League of Their Bent iPhones All Over Again

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Man Creates Homemade Blimp to Harvest Organs
—	1 Vote	Why Do I Build a Metaverse, Part 1: Genesis
—	1 Vote	I Slept With My Dumb Ass
—	1 Vote	Biden Blames Republicans for Nearly 12-Hours Without Smudging
—	1 Vote	Cats Are Bumble
—	1 Vote	Turtleneck Season Is in Trouble Trailer