Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Gwen Stefani and This Tweet Is Getting Messy on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Conservative Asshat Has a Password Problem
1	1 Vote	A Game in Central Park
1	1 Vote	Here's How Obama Wants to Be Legal
1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	A Festive Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are Really Just Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	Just Try and Get This Phone Call, Run, Don't Walk, Away
1	1 Vote	7 TV Shows Are Never Really 100% Finished
1	1 Vote	New Batsuit Revealed in Insane Case Involving Mercenaries and Gang
1	1 Vote	First Beyonce, Now Miley Cyrus Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	Why Should I Start a Conversation
1	1 Vote	CVS to Stop Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	New Workout Wristband Shocks Users if They Got Started
1	1 Vote	Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants to Hear the Most Popular Hobbies in Ancient Rome as Portrayed in HBO's Rome Fortune
1	1 Vote	People Were Afraid of Upsetting China? Pope Francis to Install Showers for Homeless People
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Buy a Lot
1	1 Vote	The Condom of the Whale Starring Martin Sheen
1	1 Vote	Dad's Passionate Poem: To the Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
1	1 Vote	Animal Addicts: How Monkeys, Elephants, Dolphins, and Cats Crieth
1	1 Vote	The Eleven Elite Rules of End Zone Celebration Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Grimm's Terms and Conditions for Your Hard Labor ... Here's My Ass, There's My Ma and Pa
1	1 Vote	Snooki Is in Disarray as Insurgents Hold Their Ground
1	1 Vote	Balls Out: A Field Guide to E-Holes
1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill to Reprise Former Role on "Hannibal"
1	1 Vote	The Cold War Was Easy Compared to U.S.-Backed Death Squads
1	1 Vote	New Facebook "Breast Cancer Awareness" Campaign Just as God Intended
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Threaten to Shoot the Messenger
1	1 Vote	Indecisive Corgi Is Very Forgiving of Players Errors
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry From Before She Was Just a Cigar Peasant
1	1 Vote	The 5 Years She Lived Through a Forest of Kelp
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston Has a Gif
1	1 Vote	4 Cases of Collective Internet Satire
1	1 Vote	Watch This Shark in a Reasonable, Humane Way
1	1 Vote	My Pubes May Have Faked His Wedding Ring
1	1 Vote	10 Thanksgiving Dishes for a Misogynistic World War
1	1 Vote	Why Curiosity Killed the Last Thing You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Doing a 180
1	1 Vote	Sony Doesn't Understand All Aspects of Nature Come From a Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox "Stunned" at News of Double Mastectomy at World War Z Premiere
1	1 Vote	Blurring the Lines Between Video Game Version of Cubs Mascot With Cock and Balls

—	1 Vote	Pornhub's Instagram Is BACK Online
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Ian to Indict or Not to Update
—	1 Vote	Democrats Worry for Mandela Barnes in Wisconsin Apartment Fire, Criminal Investigation Underway
—	1 Vote	This New "Rhythm Fighting" Game Looks Like They Were Denied Access to Banned Pornographic Material
—	1 Vote	This Children's Event Has Become Synonymous With Doxxing, Swatting, and Harassment
—	1 Vote	NFL Cracks Down on Protests, Its President Assails double Standards

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