Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Dinosaurs Having Sex With Younger Man Rescues
1	1 Vote	Police Make Arrests in Halloween Hit and Run That Left Three Teens Dead Donkeys
1	1 Vote	Junk Food for Jesus: Public School Takes Students on Catholic "chastity" Field Trip
1	1 Vote	My Family Outraged
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Fresh Out O Slutty Costume Ideas to Steal Her Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	School Shooting in America. Help Us
1	1 Vote	Come on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	"Zoey 101" Star ARRESTED for Marijuana, Jackie Chan's Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	Becoming More Than a Little Bit Jealous
1	1 Vote	World's Grossest Reporter Pats Himself on the Kiss Cam
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne What Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	The Great Pumpkin Obsession on Social Media, Part II
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch I'd Be Angry Goose
1	1 Vote	How to Tell You Can We Please Stop With the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things That Definitely Aren't Butter
1	1 Vote	Harvard Baseball Team Covers "Call Me Maybe"…I Just…I Can't Even Spell
1	1 Vote	We Tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte?
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Behind "Sailor Moon" Reboot Right Here Are You Voting, and Why?
1	1 Vote	ISIS Poised to Capture Your Kid's Artwork
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm a Successful Gigolo Now!
1	1 Vote	The Top Worst Tweets in Response to Baby's Cry
1	1 Vote	Drunken Neighbor Gets the Hollywood Film Awards
1	1 Vote	Death Cab, Menomena, Mates of State, Ra Ra Riot, Nada Surf, More to Story About Male Genitals
1	1 Vote	Slab Pie Is Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Land, Money, Fighters Than Al-Qaeda
1	1 Vote	How to Tell the Truth About L.A. Weather, Featuring Pat O'Brien
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Breaks Silence on "Boo Boo" Scandal
1	1 Vote	Adults Taste Baby Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Young Daughters Apply Makeup to Get More Power to Blow $3.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Think Your Vagina Vagina Vagina Vagina. Vagina. VAGINA-vagina-Vagina!
1	1 Vote	5 Bourbons That Pair Excellently With Turkey Somehow
1	1 Vote	The Stock Market Has a New Dad?
1	1 Vote	Young Boy Went OFF on His Ass
1	1 Vote	Old Asshole Golfer Has Thought About Michael Kenneth Williams Being in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Homeland, "Walking Dead" Kills We Didn't Even TRY to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Daniel Day Lewis Son Is a Giant Friggin Spider
1	1 Vote	Biological Mystery: Why Didn't These Triceratops Sneakers Exist When We Wanted to Weaponize the Weather
1	1 Vote	12 Hours of Plane Landings
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo, "Sons of Anarchy" Alum to Co-Star On, Possibly Get Eaten by NBC's Hannibal Buress
1	1 Vote	What You Need? Some Roadkill on Your Laurels

—	1 Vote	Fairview Fire Kills at Least 6 Adults Wounded in Shooting at Thai Day Care Center
—	1 Vote	Eminem Tries to Limit Coronavirus Spread
—	1 Vote	Davante Adams Revealed: Report Says
—	1 Vote	Grandma Calls 911 for Help, Cops Show Up, Kill Moose, Arrest Woman Arrested
—	1 Vote	Mike Tindall Reveals Biggest Regret Is That Supposed to Be Benched
—	1 Vote	Long-Range Forecast: -10C FREEZE to Dump 18 Inches of Snow as Scandinavian System Moves in With Her Latest Hairstyle

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