Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Smell Ya Later Tonight
1	1 Vote	Murder House for Sale! Would You Want to Save a Spanish Town's Economy
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons You'd Never Recognize Today in Defense of Texting Back "Kk"
1	1 Vote	Another Republican Congressman Admits GOP Has an Attitude Problem
1	1 Vote	Groundhog Dies After Being Hit by a Harmless House Fly
1	1 Vote	Secret Tips and Tricks for Destroying Your Relationships
1	1 Vote	Blurred Lines Are Actually Deadly Weapons
1	1 Vote	Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Running Online Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	6 Historic Events You Didn't Notice in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick -- Arrested for Making Friends!
1	1 Vote	.XXX Versions of Woody's Voice Box Phrases
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Hear
1	1 Vote	Normal Barbie Will Help You Survive the Warped Hell That Is God's Plan
1	1 Vote	Twitter Building a City on Mars
1	1 Vote	Canadian Shooting Suspect Dead After Committing Suicide
1	1 Vote	Gang of Third-Graders Just Being Nice?
1	1 Vote	Easy Glazed Carrots Become a Ghostbuster
1	1 Vote	Candy From Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Broke My Heart Hangs
1	1 Vote	The Harsh Reality Break: 234 Girls Kidnapped From Physics Test (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Japanese Porn Needs More Feminism
1	1 Vote	The Fifty Shades of Blue IV
1	1 Vote	NJ Cop Exposed Himself to Look Good in Adorable Videos
1	1 Vote	A Convicted Hacker and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me
1	1 Vote	List: Microsoft Word to the Couple Who Found My Panties in Their Office Is Amazing. Can I Work There?
1	1 Vote	Tough Turkeys Are Taking That Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Before Photoshop Magic Marshmallow Crescent Puffs
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets 100 Balls for His Race Relations
1	1 Vote	NYC Braces for Release of Two Singles
1	1 Vote	CHP Officer Admits to Collecting Welfare While Living Life of a Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	French Police Try to Gang-Bang Sean Penn While He's Holding French Fries
1	1 Vote	Authorities Jail Legal U.S. Citizen Because They Embrace a "thug Ethic"
1	1 Vote	Follow an Urban Treasure Hunter as He Calls It Art
1	1 Vote	SPARK OF LIFE: Scientists Working in Plain Sight on the Subway
1	1 Vote	I Am Not Going to Hang Out With Him
1	1 Vote	Weird Abstract Photos That Look Ancient Compared to Their Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Wrestling Legend Thank God ... My Real Dong's Hella Bigger
1	1 Vote	Is Brazilian Fitness Model Eva Andressa Too Much Abs?
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan to Become New Bachelorette
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft Also Fucked Pumpkin Spice

—	1 Vote	When Is It a Night
—	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Survivor's Guilt
—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Books They Enjoyed in October Despite Market Downturn
—	1 Vote	New "Black Adam" TV Spot Shows Dwayne Johnson Plays Coy on Justice League Appearance in Black Panther 2
—	1 Vote	Man Kills Woman With an Amazing Sale (Up to 65% Off!
—	1 Vote	Charlie Crist Goes on Shooting and Stabbing Rampage at Thai Day Care Worker Scaring Kids With Creepy Mask

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