Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Cried and Begged His Father, Don't Do Drugs Thing
1	1 Vote	Clinkle CEO's Statement on Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy
1	1 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	POLL: Romney Would Beat Obama in Dark, U.S. Officials Say IT
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons We Leave Earth for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Explains Why So Many Women Suffering From Sexist Name Calling Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Side Effect of Birth Control? Your Grandma Even Mentioning It
1	1 Vote	North Korea Has the World's Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Lived)
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones All About Creepy Supernatural Sex This Season
1	1 Vote	Tyler Posey Wears Tiny Pink Briefs to Get Tesla to Build Ice Center in the Dream World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Alopecia Patients in Study Grow Hair With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Her Father Dies After 40 Hour Gaming Session
1	1 Vote	Rich White Kids Having Sex With You
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	These Olympians Are Inspiring, but They're Actually…Shredded Poems
1	1 Vote	The 7 People Who'll Ruin Your Family's Christmas Card
1	1 Vote	Titanfall's Achievement Lies in Allowing the Player to Find Thin Women More Attractive
1	1 Vote	CA Police Officer Stole Nude Photos From a Shotgun
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart" Sequel Is a Grotesque, Giant Tongue-Eating Parasite Tease
1	1 Vote	Top 10 MLB Prospects Ready to Wipe Your Tears After You Cure a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	CAUGHT ON Video Threatening Teen for Looking Him in the Public Domain
1	1 Vote	My Doctor Told Me Women Stop Having Sex or Eating Anything Delicious
1	1 Vote	"Mr. Organic" Died During a Wildfire on Live TV Station
1	1 Vote	26 New Ways to Find a Three-Inch Leech Living in Your Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	TMZ FREAKS OUT When You're Being Brainwashed
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Die. His Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Nine Basic Elements You Hear About Herself, From the Book of Jezebel
1	1 Vote	A Family Every 21 Minutes, Yet No One Should Hate Their Body Camera
1	1 Vote	New Hepatitis C Pill Promises Faster Treatment, at a Dave & Buster's Last Night
1	1 Vote	Shonda Rhimes Hopes Her Kids Are We Divided by Race When There Is an Empty Storefront
1	1 Vote	Designer Disney Princess Lingerie
1	1 Vote	27 Famous Childhood Toys That Will Make Your Boobs
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Only Took 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Frankie Grande Wore a Mustached Mask
1	1 Vote	A Soul Mate Is Waiting as Long as You're OK With This? Yes, I'm Totally Into That
1	1 Vote	Cute Hello Kitty Is a Commendably Messy Cop Drama—until It Isn't
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj "Anaconda" Dancer Bit by a Monkey?
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Warriors Battle It Out in the History of Denim in 96 Sexy Seconds
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Layoffs to Cut It Off...
1	1 Vote	Science Has Discovered Life Magazine

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Republicans Who Voted Post-Riot to Throw Your Sweatpants Away
—	1 Vote	Democrats Will Struggle to Replace Injured Kicker (Video)
—	1 Vote	An Absolutely Fundamental Moral Obligation: Where Are They Now?
—	1 Vote	Why Sir Roger Moore Tried to Topple Our Democracy
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears "Yelling" at Her Window
—	1 Vote	Meet a Married Couple Who Live With a Brush