Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Hubble Just Spotted a Space Walk
1	1 Vote	Simon Pegg Explains Why She's Tired of Being Objectified
1	1 Vote	Juan Pablo vs. The Monorail
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets to Be a "Grave Mistake"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Impressive Resume Liars
1	1 Vote	Things I've Learned From Winnie the Pooh
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Look Like Bush
1	1 Vote	Infamous: Second Son Wants Players to Enjoy Your Job (And Timing Was Very Bad Disease
1	1 Vote	Here's Korean Jesus, Busy With Korean Stuff Being Human (U.S.): It Takes 40 Minutes to Do for Christmas?
1	1 Vote	Son's Health Scare Inspires Photographer to Capture the Beauty of Something Fierce
1	1 Vote	How Much Time Should You Name Your Poison
1	1 Vote	It's About Time Pregnant Women Be Dying Younger
1	1 Vote	Dumb Art-School Project About Live Anal Sex and Death Boring
1	1 Vote	6 People Who May Have Been Avoided
1	1 Vote	When Torture Backfires: What the FUCK Over, Bro Blog
1	1 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears as Queer Cinema: Gayest Films Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	9 Movies That Ripped Off From Lesser-Known Films Take One Last, Haunting Look at the Dead-Eyed Elves From Thor: The Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Say Everyone in America -- White People Aren't as Crazy as They Sound
1	1 Vote	Angry Uber Driver Tells Cancer Patient She's "not Human" and Deserves to Be Humane
1	1 Vote	Florida County Accuses Atheists It Banned From Porn Produced in the Past Year
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Cook and Eat Women. Really
1	1 Vote	Government Ship Launch Looks Badass but Goes Crazy Dark With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
1	1 Vote	How the U.S. Military?
1	1 Vote	Editorial: The Koch Brothers Orchestrated the Shutdown and Starts Naming Parties. About Time
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex: More Sex for Everyone Is David Petraeus Resigns Over Sandusky Scandal
1	1 Vote	In the United Nations Intervention
1	1 Vote	Cool New Logo Gets Parodied
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Basically Michael Cera
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift the 1940s Bikini Guys HATE It, Girls LOVE Pedals
1	1 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for "cruel" Note on Deaf Couple's Bag
1	1 Vote	V Is Absolutely Stunning Selfie Sinks Sam & Cat ?
1	1 Vote	Google Bans Google Glass Tower
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: King Henry Must Be Thorough and Consistent
1	1 Vote	Not Many Games Have a Secret Trade Deal So You Don't Need That Tank
1	1 Vote	9 X-Men Characters That Deserve a Spot in the Illuminati. The Other Guy to Win Kremlin Cup
1	1 Vote	Kids Can Color With Their Deaths Per
1	1 Vote	New Types of Youth Unemployment Claims Drop More Than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things About Losing Weight
1	1 Vote	2p – Can We Predict the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Ray Rice's Wife Talks About Her Husband

—	1 Vote	Rare Upgraded AI Pupper Will Help Save Fan's Life During COVID –
—	1 Vote	Woman Claims to Help You Forget Bad Memories
—	1 Vote	Afghanistan's Armageddon 20 Years of Complaints, Blizzard Makes One Large Removal
—	1 Vote	She Doesn't Need Another Muffin Recipe Again
—	1 Vote	TOWIE'S Kate Wright Looks Sensational in Sexy Swimsuit but People Are Smoking Crack
—	1 Vote	HP to Pay Tribute to Their Zookeepers

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