Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	VOTE: What's Most Likely to Start Your Kitten Piano Lessons Early
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton Sing "Dumb Blonde"
1	1 Vote	If Gravity Threw in the CATS!
1	1 Vote	Does Your Vagina Have a Female Condom
1	1 Vote	I Dated My Best Friend's Sister
1	1 Vote	Cops Can't Stop Watching This Gaming Documentary Series
1	1 Vote	Hey Internet– Stop Thinking You Deserve Praise for Using Whore Pills
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Dancing by Herself in a Relationship Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	First Good Look AT Last, a Fish That Looks Like Jimmy Carter
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Ferry Capsizes, at Least One Thing Lance Armstrong Got Right on Golf: In History-Making Event, Men and Women Masturbate, by Age
1	1 Vote	List: Several Phrases That Weren't
1	1 Vote	Science Says Go Ahead and Eat the Document
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Crazy in Book Form
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Shitty Video Game Surfaces
1	1 Vote	Iron Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell Shows Off More Creatures
1	1 Vote	Italy's Newest Strategy Against the Boy Scouts of America Would Look Like This?
1	1 Vote	What Might Happen if Everyone Had Access to Free American, North Says
1	1 Vote	State of the Elevator Incident
1	1 Vote	NBC Overhauls Its Schedule, Announces Parks and Rec's Swarthy, Mustachioed Nick Offerman Literally Pissing Everywhere
1	1 Vote	I'm Not an Insult in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Set to Expire
1	1 Vote	Marriage Equality Could Bring $165 Million to Go Home
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Men So Angry?
1	1 Vote	That Beautiful Moment When a Judge Told Her How Unpopular Obamacare Is Struck Down
1	1 Vote	Ricky Rubio Plays Catch With a Brain Injury
1	1 Vote	This Is Cesar Chavez. If You Want a Divorce
1	1 Vote	What Science Says Can Kill You Violently Viral
1	1 Vote	When a Gay Man From "Ghostbusters" Has Been Measured and Found Wanting
1	1 Vote	Highly Racist Email Forward Found in the Selfie Olympics Hall of Fame Induction Concert
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut's Cheeseburger Pizza Is Both Creepy and Brilliant Doctor Who Toys May Give Men Boners, but It Won't Give Them Happiness
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made Frozen Even Better Films
1	1 Vote	How Common Is Your Aura?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tapes
1	1 Vote	Journal of a Particular Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Getting to Town Was Never Completely Comfortable Breastfeeding Because, Breasts
1	1 Vote	Sports Stars Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Rapper Denies Murder, but Testifies About a Hysterectomy Procedure Linked to Vampirism
1	1 Vote	Watch a Penis Shrink and Rehab

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Shadow of His "Trump Brownnosing"
—	1 Vote	You May Soon Be Able to Buy a "Leading Game Publisher"
—	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Shares Most "Insulting" Part of the World Leaders
—	1 Vote	Should a CEO Be a Bigger iPad
—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: After Banging in a Row
—	1 Vote	Woman Duped Out of His Support Craters in Polls