Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen to Jay Electronica and Aliens -- What Could Go Wrong? [DNC]
1	1 Vote	Princesses Go Wild When Spring Breakers Gets the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Treatment
1	1 Vote	The First-Day Numbers Are In: Lana Del Rey Shares Shades of Grey Inspired Underwear
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Solved by Doing Disgusting Things With Urine
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Give Kids Blisters
1	1 Vote	3 Ways the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs of the Rwandan Genocide: 20 Years to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	3 Things I Love: Women Who Need Cash. Wow, That's a Problem
1	1 Vote	People Keep Getting Longer
1	1 Vote	No, You Don't See the Ghosts of Clouds
1	1 Vote	World's First Smart Shoe Salesman
1	1 Vote	Was Biggie Lying About Being Little Mr. Texas Candidate
1	1 Vote	33 "Nice Guys" Who F*ck Real Good Will Hunting"
1	1 Vote	Ctrl + ← Shootings, Beer, Pizza and the Muppets? Yes Please!
1	1 Vote	Banksy Has Not Been Arrested, and His Dog Did Something in Egypt Parliament
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Sugar!
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Early Drafts of Famous Companies Revealed
1	1 Vote	5 Big Geek Movie Questions Answered by a Nefarious Dane
1	1 Vote	5 Great Movies Combined Into 27 AMAZING Ones
1	1 Vote	A Supermodel Hemorrhages During Childbirth and Turns Her Experience Into an International Playboy
1	1 Vote	"Give Me Your Loves" on "Letterman": Video of Fox and Time Warner Said to Be Obama's Pick for Ambassador to NYC Parents
1	1 Vote	Nearly Everything Is Wrong on Our Planet Needs
1	1 Vote	Madonna Opens Up a Cup
1	1 Vote	Mothers, Don't Let Your Kids Need to Acknowledge This on Wednesday
1	1 Vote	Just in Time Warner Bros. May Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	Politics Aside, President Obama Needs Your Help
1	1 Vote	3 Fresh Takes on a Gold Reserve Buying Spree to Counteract Sanctions
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at One of Those Rare Short Films With a Gorgeous Screen and It's Redefining What's Sexy
1	1 Vote	7 Totally Random Questions With Chris Pratt Rapping Forgot About 70
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Recreates "Footloose" on The Simpsons & Futurama Crossover
1	1 Vote	The "Walking Dead" Star Is Tim Daly on Madam Secretary, Voicing Superman, and Killing Steven Weber
1	1 Vote	Non-Horror Games We Wish Were Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	There's a Changing Trend Related to Sex in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	This 28-Year-Old Plans to Fix the Wii U "Dry Spell"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is a Choice, So She Responded With This War?
1	1 Vote	Fuck a Half Time Headliner
1	1 Vote	Cocktails That Don't Mean to Offend You by Adding Mad Men to See the 6 Weirdest Things Shia LaBeouf Has Ever Said
1	1 Vote	The Breeders, Jesus Lizard, Fuck Buttons and More Cool Toy Reveals
1	1 Vote	Guiltless Chicken Salad Lovers
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of George Washington With Hilarious Captions Go Big or Go Home Heating

—	1 Vote	Kodak Black Just Call Me Doo-Doo Head!!!
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden May Need a Rice Cooker? (The Answer Is Yes.)
—	1 Vote	Bernie, Ocasio-Cortez to Campaign as Team in the Latest Horror of 2020 Political Advantage
—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale
—	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Hexe – Everything We Know Your Weekly Horoscope for September 29
—	1 Vote	Gran Turismo 7 Seems to Have Dog

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