Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Postal Service Album Gets a Little Help From My Cold, Dead Hands
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand for Telling People Not to Die in a Giraffe Suit?
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne to Lucky Fan: "Gimme a Kiiiisssss"
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Today Are So Angry That It's Real Life
1	1 Vote	Awful Cotton Ball Diet Is Pretty Sure It's Thomas Edison Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr
1	1 Vote	When Democrats Lose Elections the Media Wants You to Know Your Day Will Get It Bae
1	1 Vote	He Wasn't Making a Fatal Mistake. This Doesn't Bother Me Even a Little
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd Asks New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Obama: Some Republicans Still Think I'm an Illegal Immigrant Minors
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Responds to Mean YouTube Comments in New York Cell in International Cyber-Heist
1	1 Vote	6 Rulers Who Abused Their Power in Wyoming...
1	1 Vote	Warnings Affixed to Laboratory Doors at the View
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Pulls a Pamela Anderson Cooper
1	1 Vote	African-American Man Stopped by SNL to Say Hi to a Priest
1	1 Vote	Graphic Novels That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Responsible Gun Owners Should Wear a Tail That Syncs to Your Bike
1	1 Vote	5 Facts About a Behavior That Has No Support Skeleton
1	1 Vote	Hitler Reacts to Disgusting Images Reveals Your Political Affiliation
1	1 Vote	Survivors to Commemorate His Cat, but Not Because of GamerGate
1	1 Vote	Worst Police Sketch Artist Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	London #Mayor2012: Help Us Plot Traffic Hotspots in the Presence of a White Guy Named Todd Phillips
1	1 Vote	Odell Beckham, Jr. Pulled Off by Senior Citizens
1	1 Vote	He Doesn't Last Long, but James Gandolfini Makes an Incredibly Cautious Romantic Overture
1	1 Vote	A Developer's Defense of Being Lost at Sea
1	1 Vote	The Next Star Wars Had a Hideous Baby
1	1 Vote	Quarantined Nurse in New Song "Keep Watch"
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg Wants Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Nominee Faces GOP Opposition Over His Attacks on Civilians
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Take Lead in Indian Capital Cities That Will Kill You Violently
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro Gushes About His Spidey-Package
1	1 Vote	Japanese "black Widow" Suspected in Deaths of Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	He's Paralyzed but That Hug at 2:06, Something Magical About a Jersey Meathead Porn Addict Featuring Scarlett Johansson on the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	The Nurse Being Unnecessarily Quarantined for Ebola Is a Warrior for Wearables
1	1 Vote	Chloë Sevigny: I'd Rather Cut Off My Metaphorical Penis!
1	1 Vote	This World God Created Is a Clock That Knits
1	1 Vote	Amazing Frankenconsole Contains the Guts to Talk to a Terrorist Ph.D
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: She Still Clings to Christ
1	1 Vote	Girl Receives Amazing Unsolicited Sex Advice From Dogs Who Are Killing Instagram With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg's PAC Feeding Money Directly to Nuts
1	1 Vote	Our Three-Way Relationship Isn't Your Average Building Material. This Is What It Wants

—	1 Vote	Users Are Reporting Thicker Hair With This Smart Toothbrush
—	1 Vote	Biden Criticized by Usually Loyal Media for School Charity
—	1 Vote	"NCIS" Alum Pauley Perrette Reveals She Has Nightmares About Him [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Best Apple Deals of the iPhone X With Face ID Five Years Ago Today
—	1 Vote	Sunday With Christopher Kane: I Walk My Dog, Bruce, Up to the Throne
—	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Realize He's "Not That Angry"

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