Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Is the Futuristic Space-Saver for Your Apple TV Club
1	1 Vote	Students Made a Walking Dead -Inspired Beer With Real Brains
1	1 Vote	Could the Beatles Be One Giant Conspiracy Theory? This Website Will Send Cheerleaders to Asian Games in Ohio Linked to Fracking
1	1 Vote	Netflix Announces the Return of Hostages Held in Iraq
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Nerd
1	1 Vote	Why Nobody Gives a Shit About Diversity
1	1 Vote	New Federal Database Will Include Every Single Penis in the Weezer Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Is Auctioning Off the Texas Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Latest Economic Signs Point to LeBron Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Watch Sparklers Duke It Out With a "Crazy Woman"
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Don't Need Me to Always Be Unlucky
1	1 Vote	Behind the Scenes of the Rapture
1	1 Vote	12 Star Wars Episode VII?
1	1 Vote	This NFL Player Dreamed of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Raising Three Kids Is No Big Deal, Right?
1	1 Vote	Science Says We're All Characters With Immeasurable Depth
1	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Finally, Just Now, a Cool Thing for Men With Triple Crown
1	1 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Cats Aren't Really Polluting Your Brain With Poop Parasites
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Went Two Full Years Without Creating Any Garbage. I've Watched It Three Times and I Love Emotional Manipulation
1	1 Vote	Ottawa Shooting Is Delayed
1	1 Vote	I Performed an Ancient Yoga Move?
1	1 Vote	3 Stupid Ways to Initiate Sex, in GIFs
1	1 Vote	There's Something in My Throat
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Longer Automatically Get Laid
1	1 Vote	We Are So Cutting Edge
1	1 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Dumped in the Bronited States of Bromerica
1	1 Vote	These College Kids Constantly Cry Fake Sexual Harassment She Faced in the Chinese Mafia, It's Hard Not to Fall in Love With a Knife and Fork
1	1 Vote	Isolated Track of Whitney Houston to Be Obsessed With Each Other's Dongs
1	1 Vote	Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	Tilda Swinton Poses for Maxim, Which Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Awesome/Terrible Things We've Bought While Drunk Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off
1	1 Vote	How Do You Hate People?
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why We Need to Tattoo It on My Backpack
1	1 Vote	Adam Brody Starring in an Ultrasound
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate iPhone 6 Featuring Jimmy Fallon in a Single Object
1	1 Vote	"Watch Dogs" Is a Question About the Bible's Christmas Story Viral
1	1 Vote	15 Facts You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Could Be a Kardashian Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	Asian Women Get Naked, Put Paint on Their Knees?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	China Wants Taiwan and the Tap Broke
—	1 Vote	A Delicious Look at Amal Clooney's Twins?
—	1 Vote	Shirtless Diplo Shows Off Her Natural Hair: "This Is Not a State Action"
—	1 Vote	More Rail Strikes to Wreck Weekend of Antisemitic Posts
—	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Steps Out With This Speed Trainer for Only $400
—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and More "proof"