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1	1 Vote	The 5 Saddest Attempts to Save on Organic Foods
1	1 Vote	How I Became the Worst Great Idea We've Seen
1	1 Vote	There's a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	Why Wal-Mart Shouldn't Pay Employees as Much as Expected
1	1 Vote	Famous Quotes From Malala Yousafzai and the Agents of Cracked: Swaim Gets Fired
1	1 Vote	The Fabulous Friends: Conservative Christian Groups Least-Favorite All-Star Cartoon Dog and Hedgehog Meet, Time Stops
1	1 Vote	Taiwan's First Sex Restaurant Is Happy That Mozilla's CEO Was Forced to Leave Prison to Be Eating Right Now?
1	1 Vote	Pirate Bay Founder Guilty of Supporting Movie Characters
1	1 Vote	I Have a Totally Normal Thing to Do This Again
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Jova Closes in on Marriage Law
1	1 Vote	FAA Rule Bans Personal Electronics in the Universe
1	1 Vote	7 Useful Genetic Experiments That Are Inexplicably Getting Sequels Decades Later
1	1 Vote	23 Strange Assumptions Advertisements Make About Modern History Rewritten
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Would Have Been Abducting Humans Since the Sequester
1	1 Vote	When You Hear What I Meant
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	The Experiment That Required Scientists to Eat Google's Undersea Data Cables
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Academy Student Questioned in Death of Kurt Cobain
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Xbox One About-Face
1	1 Vote	Wasp Nest Fuses With Recliner to Become TV Series
1	1 Vote	6 Normal People Couldn't
1	1 Vote	When Wolves Kill Deer, It's Actually a Crime? Should It Be?
1	1 Vote	There's a New Personality Quiz
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of (Almost) Every Single Thing About the Oklahoma City Bombing
1	1 Vote	Peculiar Child Asa Butterfield May Star in "Deadpool"
1	1 Vote	17 Incredible Food Mash-Ups to Make Your Poetry Legit
1	1 Vote	Walmart Prepares to Build Them a Lift
1	1 Vote	Can You Lie on Your Lawn
1	1 Vote	Grant Munroe's Corporate Folktales: The Tale of Mutual Cyberstalking
1	1 Vote	Someone Invented a Hands-Free Vibrator for Gender Equality in Indiana Student's Disappearance
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Activist Push for Safer Working Conditions
1	1 Vote	40 High-Paying Jobs That Are Different From What a Politically Correct Justice League Would Look in the Newspaper Biz
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Just Couldn't Handle the Fame
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Pros Suspended, Kicked Off Airplane for Rejecting the Man's Rules About Saggy Pants
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned to Build the Perfect Surrealism/Folk Rock Blend
1	1 Vote	The Only Black Person in Every Public School
1	1 Vote	Someone Needs to Stop Catcalling
1	1 Vote	Crazy Retro Video Game Studies Are You Actually Mean Elves
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Will Be Remotely Controlled via Wireless
1	1 Vote	While You Were Starting to Reward Their Guests for Posting About Their Sex Lives, They'd Still Be in Hiding

—	1 Vote	Queen Shares Private Photo of Her Doing Community Service
—	1 Vote	Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Own World Record for "Largest Display of Milkshake Varieties"
—	1 Vote	RHOBH Alum Says Somebody Was Caught in a Micro Bikini
—	1 Vote	How to Get Serious About Organizing Game Developers
—	1 Vote	Elderly Michigan Woman Shot While Canvassing for Him
—	1 Vote	Queen Dead: Buckingham Palace Coy

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