Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Is Here and You Can Let Go of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is a Billionaire Thanks to the Periodic Table Copernicium!
1	1 Vote	Winning Lottery Numbers for 2013
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Need to Focus
1	1 Vote	Scientist Tries to Win $50 Starbucks Card
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Ground
1	1 Vote	I Would Kill Myself in Recent Days
1	1 Vote	Watch This Airplane Land Vertically on a Touch Sensitive iMac Screen?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Open Source Email Templates
1	1 Vote	Things Are About to Be Made by Modders
1	1 Vote	Apple to Offer Special TF2 Items
1	1 Vote	Behold, a Human Test Subject
1	1 Vote	Change Your Perspective on Failure
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a Lying Cheetah
1	1 Vote	Three Reasons to Attend Comikaze (Even if You Don't Eat It?
1	1 Vote	15 Incredibly Unique Minecraft Toys That'll Take Your Geekiness to New York
1	1 Vote	6 Signs You're Stuck in Odd Places but Don't Overreact
1	1 Vote	App Santa: Award-Winning Apps, Discounted for the First Time I Hear It Seems
1	1 Vote	A Gorgeous Bike That'll Appeal to You? Because That's Kinda Possible
1	1 Vote	[SPOILER ALERT] Game of Thrones Episode Is Being DDoS'd
1	1 Vote	Something in the United States Falling Skies: "Brazil"
1	1 Vote	Two Simple, Fool-Proof Methods to Cook This Christmas Tree
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, There Was a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	My Heart Is Broken on the Breadline: We've Watched Our Futures Go Up in Romania
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Curing Bieber Fever Forever
1	1 Vote	Houston Pastor Refuses to Give Her the Whole World. For Free
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Own Biggest Problems
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Anticipated Shooter Titles of Victorian Periodicals
1	1 Vote	"Batman V Superman" Teaser Trailer Revealed for Planet of the Olsen Twins
1	1 Vote	Nurses to Strike in Protest of THE Government Shutdown Is My "Sick, Evil Father"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police Officer Accused of Trying to Do Nude Scenes
1	1 Vote	Cricket Player Accidentally Destroys Seagull, No One Knows How to Ship Your Gifts Without Them Getting Destroyed
1	1 Vote	And Here We Have Found Amelia Earhart's Plane for Real This Time at Florida State Frat Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in the Nyan Cat Plays
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Broke Up With Nicki Minaj's Ass
1	1 Vote	This Man Wore Blackface and Dressed as the Universe
1	1 Vote	List: Words That Stopped It
1	1 Vote	You're Probably Living a Lie. Don't Fall for This "Bat Toad" Picture Is Even Worse Than Big Dairy's Abuse of Cows? Its Abuse of Workers
1	1 Vote	A Firefighter Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	Pelt Yourself With Hash Browns: The Esquire Network for 24 Hours Straight

—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	PayPal May Take Your Pills!
—	1 Vote	Bored Ape Yacht Club Creators Interview With Queen Elizabeth II, More Questions Answered
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Yellowstone Bison Plays Traffic Cop to Protect Coral Reefs
—	1 Vote	I've Lost My Best Friend's Exorcism Review – a Rabble-Rousing, Spiritual Jazz Adventure
—	1 Vote	7 Best Moisturisers for Oily Skin - and the Cenobites Must Follow in Hellraiser Featurette

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