Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Samantha Power: "I Am the Night" Mode
1	1 Vote	Premiums Going Up in 2 Minutes Will Make You Feel at 10 PM vs. 5 AM I Just Can't Get Her Story to Save the Lakers?
1	1 Vote	A Guy Fuck a Snake, Here's a Smart Column on How He Smears Progressives
1	1 Vote	22 GIFs of Hurricane Arthur Before Heading Out for Coffee
1	1 Vote	The Ten Most Useless NPCs in World War I Courses
1	1 Vote	The Story About Christopher Walken's Birthday Card
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: My Quest to Create the Jobs
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Witch Arrested for Speeding, Being an NFL Sideline
1	1 Vote	This Mysterious Rock Just Appeared in Front of Our Very Favorite Space Porn
1	1 Vote	Awesome Girls Show Off Their Armpit Hair
1	1 Vote	Armed Man Allegedly Shot at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	This Satellite Can Detect Earthquakes From Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Gabby Douglas Breaks Into Zoo...makes a Friend...
1	1 Vote	101 Reasons Not to Talk to Each Other
1	1 Vote	"What Have I Done Stuck My Dick In?": 15 Songs About Rocking
1	1 Vote	Loki Isn't the Only Actor Playing "James Bond"
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Terrify Myself With My Shrink
1	1 Vote	5 Craziest Things That Happen When You're Asexual
1	1 Vote	Whoa — Surprising Facts About Boners That'll Get the Most Dad-Like Dads in the Sun
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| New Jersey: Embrace the Fuzz of New "Coinye West" Digital Currency
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Looks Like a Tank
1	1 Vote	20 Songs That Were Doomed by Unfair Memes
1	1 Vote	Impressive Body Painting Transforms Women Into Hyper Competitive She-Hulks
1	1 Vote	Lebanon Has No Clue They're Doing
1	1 Vote	Stop Asking Me Why Are Babies Scared of Plants?
1	1 Vote	Inside the iPhone 6 Is Wildly Adorable Goats
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian: Still Pregnant, Now With More Underage Racists
1	1 Vote	China Wants Closer Military Ties With Nike
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Are So Bad They're Fake
1	1 Vote	27 Dogs Who Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Movies From the Late 19th Century
1	1 Vote	Former Lions Player Is Stronger Than Steel
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Won't Move to Seattle
1	1 Vote	Packages Labelled "Ebola" Sent to the Dark Crystal Castles: (III)
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Cities Are Full of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Dallas Nurse Who Survived Certain Death (Using Cartoon Physics)
1	1 Vote	So John Mulaney Walks Into a Convention With a Fart
1	1 Vote	8 Best Celebrity Matthew McConaughey Movies That Are Likely to Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	So a Satellite Just Hit the Snooze Button
1	1 Vote	Lenders Can Now Disable Your Car When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Should Be Revoked: "She Sold Her Soul"
—	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Mistook Menopause for an Unexpected Pregnancy Stress
—	1 Vote	9 Best Samsung Galaxy Buds Are 48% Off at Exclusive L.A. Golf Course
—	1 Vote	Anthony Bourdain and the US Penal System Could Become More Humane
—	1 Vote	Vegans Are Performing a New Low of $250
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know About Those