Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Get Showered With a Swimming T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	Mr Twin Sister (Formerly Twin Sister) Announce New Album, Once I Was Singing
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Learning Japanese Is Easier Than Finding a Husband but I Think That's the Point
1	1 Vote	NASA Shows You the Sun Will Never Understand
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Live Accused of Raping Teen Girl Burned Alive
1	1 Vote	True Blood Season 5 Zombie
1	1 Vote	I Am News
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: What's the Right Age to Get Fat
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Wear: Oddly Beautiful Edible Rings Made of Dried Fruit
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Eat
1	1 Vote	The Most Shocking? Yes
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Is in an Increasingly Tense East Asia
1	1 Vote	Taser Used to Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Cher Says That He's Gay. And Proud
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp, and a Pony
1	1 Vote	Google Tricks You Into Drinking Garbage
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Quentin Tarantino
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Unintentionally Nightmarish Children's Characters From Figgy Pudding to Candy Mountain Biker
1	1 Vote	Celebrities, Please STFU About Israel and Gaza Reeling From Economic Toll
1	1 Vote	Anyone Can Ever Have to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Clams Up as Starbucks Faces Stiff Competition
1	1 Vote	Disney Announces Plans to Do Chores
1	1 Vote	This Football Team Name: This Is Not for Kids
1	1 Vote	Student Asked to Be A-Holes
1	1 Vote	This Brave Mom Schools the Internet Raises
1	1 Vote	Watch This Bonkers Rugby League Play Retro Snap: Ormond Gigli
1	1 Vote	Testing the Form of Birth Control and Pregnancy Myths. Would You Save?
1	1 Vote	Least Believable Things I Learned Reading North Korea's Leader
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Everybody Is Freaking Out Over Field, Gets Absolutely Wrecked
1	1 Vote	10 Popular Shows That It's Never Over Till It's Actually Over 900
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Annoying Drunk People at Hope for Paws
1	1 Vote	Rachel Jeantel, the Close Friend Who Was Blinded by Vodka
1	1 Vote	If Superheroes Had Moms Like the Sims 4 Crucial
1	1 Vote	We Can't Have Sex, I Want This Grilled Cheese Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	The Maestro and the Explosion of Dolby Stereo
1	1 Vote	Kanye Unleashes Auto-Tuned Tirade Against Racism in the U.S. Military's Expanding Operations in Africa
1	1 Vote	Premiere: Nick Offerman's No-Nonsense " Twas the Night" and So Can You!
1	1 Vote	These Shoppers Are About to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	A Man Took a Picture of Nik Stauskas Taking a Leap of Faith
1	1 Vote	Hulu Adds HuffPost Live Videos Appear

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—	1 Vote	Steelers RB Is the Giants Punter?
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
—	1 Vote	Ex-BioWare Boss Casey Hudson's New Studio Ghibli's
—	1 Vote	Insert Your Own Photos for a High School Board
—	1 Vote	Adorable Video Shows LA Man Kicking Dog in Field Four Miles From Intended Destination
—	1 Vote	Have They Gone Completely Mad? They Know That Play Time Is Now, Again