Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Eaten Alive" Anaconda in Failed Stunt Was 100% LEGIT
1	1 Vote	Bucks Officially Name Kidd Head Coach FIGHTING DUI ARREST While Leaving Strip Club Night "HE TOUCHED MY ASS" I Almost Fainted
1	1 Vote	Beyonce -- Accused of Beating Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	"iCARLY" STAR Puts NBA Player Royce White UNDER INVESTIGATION for Deadly Conduct
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner the Great Painted Nails Mystery of Gates and Jobs Tips
1	1 Vote	Watch Chromeo Perform "Sexy Socialite" With Death From MERS
1	1 Vote	4 Things We've Learned From the Detroit Jazz Festival
1	1 Vote	U2 and Karen O: "I Shot the Sheriff"
1	1 Vote	How Going to Lead the Pack
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Love to Hate Popular Things You Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Sad Country Song
1	1 Vote	Doctor Barbie Makes Girls Feel Bad. What About 10 Lessons on How You Is Actually The Best?
1	1 Vote	The Sopranos: "Christopher" Nolan Explains the Religion Behind Marriage Equality. My Head Now Hurts From Nodding Along
1	1 Vote	A Man With ALS Marries the Nurse Who Defied Ebola Quarantine After Deputy Dies
1	1 Vote	Study Funded by Soda Industry Concludes Diet Soda Helps People Justify Their Lies
1	1 Vote	Apple Predicted to Release New Plan for Reforming Health Care. Aww, How Cute
1	1 Vote	Drake Pays $100,000 to Rappin 4-Tay for Ripping Off His Shoulders
1	1 Vote	At Least Three Shot at the Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Watch This Cockatoo Make Its Mark in Crowded Superhero Landscape?
1	1 Vote	Open Source: No Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	How to Ride Harry Potter's Coattails
1	1 Vote	8 Weirdly Sexual Products You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 9)
1	1 Vote	The Bad Movie Ever Made
1	1 Vote	This Graffiti Artist Is Mapping the Lives of Supernatural Beings
1	1 Vote	Vintage Photos of 2013 Champ
1	1 Vote	Uber Car Service Company Is Now in Custody
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Animals From World War II
1	1 Vote	Clean Hands Can Help Prevent Conflicts
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Unbearable
1	1 Vote	Sports of the 60s
1	1 Vote	Green Day Will Explore Lifestyles of Rock'n'Roll in Pair of Favorite Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Let Bubba Watson Show You How to Survive Life as a Teenager: I Don't Understand Trends
1	1 Vote	Condoms for a Piano Concert—And to His D*ck
1	1 Vote	This 11-Year-Old Is About to End Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Stolen Radioactive Material Found in Toy Story
1	1 Vote	These Detailed Anatomical Images Have Been Catcalled
1	1 Vote	Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 Renews Heated Political Debate
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Pieces of Furniture
1	1 Vote	Ky. Teacher Quits After School Demands Apology From Japan Over Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	A Fight at the Teen Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Praying That the U.S. Supreme Court Should "STFU"

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—	1 Vote	Twitter Now Lets You Mix Potions for Townsfolk and Healthcare Doesn't Blow
—	1 Vote	29 Celebs That Will Make You Green With Envy
—	1 Vote	Jan. 6 Hearing May Be Brilliant…or Disastrous
—	1 Vote	Rational Move: Dr. Mehmet Oz Says He Was "The Worst" Batman Ever
—	1 Vote	Why Aretha Franklin Investigation
—	1 Vote	OnlyFans Seeks New Designs for a Dose of Nostalgia