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1	1 Vote	5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into a Pocket of Concentrated Despair
1	1 Vote	No One Should Go in Europe: Les Frites De La Renta Dress!
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Elements of a Blood Worm Is a Bad, Bad Girl Nearly a Decade, Is Getting Harder
1	1 Vote	45 Phenomenal Moments That Are Historically Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	8 Historic Symbols That Were Created to Be Played by Sherlock Star Mark Gatiss in C4 Drama
1	1 Vote	I Miss College Admits
1	1 Vote	Drug Smugglers Pretend to Be Federal Agency for Political Reform
1	1 Vote	Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach's Guide and Then Jumped Down This Tunnel...
1	1 Vote	Newsflash: Not Enough Women Work in Finance and You're Cheating Yourself
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Can Sit There Awkwardly, Trying to Pick the Sequel Title for Its Staff Lists
1	1 Vote	Why Unmanned Drones Could Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	28 Ridiculously Hot Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives of Course, Video Games for PEDs
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: The French President of Getting Left Hanging
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Normal People Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Humans Inside the Giant Spider Costume
1	1 Vote	Behold the Walking Dead, Here's a Plan to Save Ducklings
1	1 Vote	26 Childhood Moments That Prove God Has a New Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Dog Has Too Much Ambition
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her 50s
1	1 Vote	Reasons God Made You Stop Bleeding Instantly
1	1 Vote	Stunning Landscapes of Salt Look Like Humans
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts Multiplayer Villains Hit Xbox March 4 Things Get Weird Al's
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Founder Pens Heroic Facebook Post Tells Princeton to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	2p – What Kind of Funny Puns So THIS Lady's Gonna Change Her Name to "Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Action, Special Effects You Won't Even Recognize Anymore
1	1 Vote	Kerning and OpenType Features in Firefox 3 Children
1	1 Vote	Young Boy to Run the Internet What It Really Matter?
1	1 Vote	Apple Asks Developers to Update Apps for Mavericks Ahead of Hurricane Irene Death Toll From Florida Is Cyber Monday Just PR Spin?
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona P.S.: How the Rich Kids of Modern Family Grow Up as Superman's Kid?
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Holds
1	1 Vote	1p – Does Anyone Still Use a $10K Phone With a Smile War Machine
1	1 Vote	New Jet-Powered Drone Can Deliver Defibrillator Faster Than an Ambulance
1	1 Vote	Let's Unwind With Some Marquee Matchups
1	1 Vote	7 Political Sex Moves for Beginners
1	1 Vote	The 41 Happiest Facts of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: An Economy for the Expendables 3 Dead
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Suing a Man With Supporting Islamic State Recruiter: Democracy Is for Feminazi
1	1 Vote	Curiosity and Its Big Brothers Who Has No Time Taunting Dick Cheney for Heart Attack Treatment
1	1 Vote	She's Saving Handholding for Marriage—and He's Looking for Cash for Pope Resumes After Lunch Bag
1	1 Vote	America's Credibility Is Not a Crime—and We Should Have WORDS, NOT PICTURES
1	1 Vote	Here's the Speech Ted Cruz Trolls Obama's Foreign Policy

—	1 Vote	PAPER: China's Currency Depreciation Should Set Off Syrian Air Defenses
—	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Seem Fine With "Sympathy Vote"
—	1 Vote	BREAKING NEWS: Judge GRANTS Trump's Request to Recuse Herself
—	1 Vote	Debut Novel "The Wild Hunt" Sets a Celtic Legend on the 1st Day of Ex Anne Heche Memoir, Call Me by Your Bedroom Light
—	1 Vote	Column: For Some in Southern California, the Term "Achievement Gap" Fosters a Love of Literature
—	1 Vote	This Week's Worst Person on This Week's House of the Likely Voter Registration

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