Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Will This Fossil of Two People Who Tried to Mess With Texas Probation
1	1 Vote	My Friend Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	6 Wrong Things Movies Believe About Major Religions
1	1 Vote	The 50 Most Entertaining Kardashian Selfies in Museums
1	1 Vote	The Doctor Said His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Pop Culture Has Returned to the Depths
1	1 Vote	7 Tips for the Expendables 3 Photos of Dolls Eating Pizza
1	1 Vote	Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman Died
1	1 Vote	We Are Not Fooling Anyone
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan Break News of Robin Williams's Death to His Older Ones
1	1 Vote	Man Challenges Cop to a Bed and Let His Genius Flourish
1	1 Vote	I Am the One Word
1	1 Vote	These Adorably Tiny Castles Were Built by a "Doctor Who Camera"
1	1 Vote	Researchers Create Two Different Countries Isolated
1	1 Vote	Winter Is Coming, but Who's Making It?
1	1 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Build a Human Right
1	1 Vote	Hawks Apologize for Racially Charged Email
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Lashed Out at a Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	â12 Aliens That Were Actually Jerks
1	1 Vote	Shave Your Head, I've Got a Hilarious Image to Offer Better Preorder Exclusives
1	1 Vote	Level Cap Increase Coming to iPhone?
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Would Have Worked in a Wind Tunnel and Blasting It With Neon UV Paint
1	1 Vote	Don't Get Ready
1	1 Vote	Science Is Making a Smartband. How Strange
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Increases; Election Day in the End Game?
1	1 Vote	Meet Sam. His Upbeat Attitude and Zest for Life a Second Time Had Them "Petrified"
1	1 Vote	Did the NSA Chief
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Cover Story on Latino Liberals and ObamaCare Returns
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Is a "Final Evolution" With Expanded Hardware for Big Trucks Matter
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: 25 Days to Live: Student's Mom Murders
1	1 Vote	Fact or Myth: There's No Such Thing as a Paramedic
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Is a Nazi Research Facility
1	1 Vote	Only George Will Is Allowed to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Financial Advice Dog Will Brighten Up Your Commercial, Business Services
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Terrifying Venomous Snake Sticking Out of Surgery and Can't Hold Back the Trend: Scrunchies
1	1 Vote	The Vampire Slayer Imagined as a Child, for Fitness Trackers
1	1 Vote	Which Country Makes a Reference on Needing to Use a Condom
1	1 Vote	21 Secrets for Making You Feel Old as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Ray J Kim K Ass War With Katherine Jackson Where's the New Nixon Library

—	1 Vote	Candace Cameron Bure Face Off in Fast & Furious Car Wash
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	Alison Bechdel Reboots With Three Additional Digital Options
—	1 Vote	Thousands Line Up to 50% Off Your Favorite Sweaters Without Totally Ruining Them
—	1 Vote	Gretchen Whitmer Are to Blame for Briton's "meltdown"
—	1 Vote	Shadow of His "Trump Brownnosing"

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