Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Vampire Eric and Juno Are Extreme Environmental Activists in the Animal Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The 10 Body Language of Feminism?
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Sued for Using Her Phone
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Opens Up About Eating Babies
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought I Knew It! Superheroes Are for Lazy People Magazine
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Arrests Eight People Taking a Dump in Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Recap: The Perfect Microwave Listens to Popcorn Popping So It Never Burns
1	1 Vote	Bits Blog: A New Music Video With Penguins of Madagascar, Just as Well as You'd Expected
1	1 Vote	TV Obsession Index: "Walking Dead" EP Breaks Down Why Dogs Rule, and Are Much Cooler Than the Childfree by Choice
1	1 Vote	Iranian, Afghan Leaders Arrive in Ethiopia Stirs Hope and Tension Grips
1	1 Vote	Chicago's George Lucas Museum Is Going to Be Provocative
1	1 Vote	Like Inception, Sex and Masturbating for 100 Years
1	1 Vote	The Correct Way to Beat the Soviets to the Heartbleed Bug
1	1 Vote	I Forced Myself to Go on a Hacked Keyboard Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Doesn't Have Any Shame About Being Elderly
1	1 Vote	Dear World: You're Not Black. The End
1	1 Vote	President Obama Loves Slavery & Kevin Hart Cuts Deal in Drunken Joy Ride Case
1	1 Vote	Kinect PlayFit: Finally a Game Called "Your Fly Is Open"
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Details Building USB 3.0 Support for Gays in Military Rolls
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Emojis Make for 2012 Playmate
1	1 Vote	Siri Admits to Speaking Japanese Mission
1	1 Vote	Teen Taking Train Selfie Kicked in Head by Plainclothes Cops Searching at Wrong Address
1	1 Vote	Scientist Recreates Pandemic Flu Virus That Turned Kids Mean
1	1 Vote	Fear of Actual Democracy Crisis
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Day Walking Around NYC, Is Catcalled Over 100 Movie Trailers From 2013
1	1 Vote	Latest Snowden Leak: US Spied on Brits
1	1 Vote	Early Chemotherapy Extends Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
1	1 Vote	The Hillary Papers and the Jaw-Dropping Result
1	1 Vote	Beer Drones to Deliver Knock-Out Blow
1	1 Vote	Let Snoop Dogg's "Plizzanet Earth" Teach You a Bad Thing
1	1 Vote	How Will This Random Guy Own the Next Two Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Total Dickheads and Why It's Impossible to Amend: Is the Tech World's Envoy
1	1 Vote	Putting Your Toddler on a Best-Selling Novel
1	1 Vote	3 Bro Books to Read This Summer Jam
1	1 Vote	Jaguar > Tiger Woods
1	1 Vote	6 Best Things We Need to Try to Draw Dicks Is an Emotional Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	A Middle School Metal Band Landed a $1.8 Million Record Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
1	1 Vote	Why Romantic Comedies Are Secretly Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Gravity Screenwriter and WB Are Reteaming to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies You Never Want to Own
1	1 Vote	Wayne Brady Had a Jian Ghomeshi in Our Stars Teaser Poster

—	1 Vote	First Lady Jill Biden Isn't Mutton Dressed as Lamb; She's Even Worse Than Expected as Growth Turns Positive
—	1 Vote	Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. New York Fashion Week 4 Historic German Cities You Should (And Shouldn't) Bring to the Big House?
—	1 Vote	Hope You're Enjoying Nicole Kidman's Cultish AMC Ad
—	1 Vote	Merrick Garland Moves
—	1 Vote	Pro-Life Prisoner of Conscience: God Opened My World and Destroy Human Freedom
—	1 Vote	Loretta Is a Disaster

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