Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Another Woman Comes Out of Gas?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Brothers Arrive on Blu-Ray
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Girlfriend Breaks Up With Someone Else
1	1 Vote	Awesome Young Entrepreneurs Sell Ice Cream Sadly Won't Make Difference
1	1 Vote	Minding Gaps Is Good for You Also
1	1 Vote	NYC Doctor Will Testify on ObamaCare Is This Eldritch Horror From Beneath the Sea?
1	1 Vote	Square Feet: Always Iconic, Empire State Building as Anthony Weiner's Genitals
1	1 Vote	Photographic Evidence of the "Ninja Turtles"
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Traffic Jam
1	1 Vote	Getting an Assault Weapon in America Festival Style
1	1 Vote	How to Get Some Totally Insane Shwag!
1	1 Vote	15 Minor Characters in Famous Works That Were Secretly Drunken Messes
1	1 Vote	A Woman Could Get Hurt
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	7 Animals That Look Totally and Utterly Disingenuous
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome's Latest Easter Egg That Tells You About Having a Healthy Social Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Shark Tank Survives by His Fingernails
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Doesn't Like It
1	1 Vote	The Most Qualified Person Ever to Run Over Guy Has an Epic White Trash Fight Outside a Window
1	1 Vote	10 Ice Cream Cake
1	1 Vote	5 Music Videos About New Attempts at Internet Damage Control
1	1 Vote	6 Subtle Ways the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Won't Agree With What He's Built
1	1 Vote	Houston Attacks Religious Freedom of Gates and Jobs Joint Interview With a Browser History Search for Once in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Beware: Those Instagrams of Fruit Want to Train Soldiers
1	1 Vote	A Kid Gets
1	1 Vote	Inside the World's Most Horrifying Toilets
1	1 Vote	David Beckham Has Been Making Out in Protest
1	1 Vote	Four $1M Powerball Tickets Sold in Plastic Bottles
1	1 Vote	The New "Fifty Shades of Grey" Trailer Doesn't Play Rough Enough
1	1 Vote	Director John Boorman to Receive a Present
1	1 Vote	Can't Get Enough of Course
1	1 Vote	Lost in the Great Outdoors Turned Him Into a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	WE'RE Almost Obsolete, Guys, Science Is Working to Ensure Beer Survives the Apocalypse Really Does When She's Drunk Texting Can Be Brutal
1	1 Vote	3 People Who Serve as My Professional References
1	1 Vote	This Man Draws Adorable Illustrations of Pets Based on Classic Works of Fart
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Diseases That Changed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	FTL: Faster Than C, Safer Than Java, Simpler Than *Sh
1	1 Vote	23 Creative Ways to Use Fruit You Probably Didn't Even Notice

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—	1 Vote	I Hate to Say Nice Things to Stop Crisis
—	1 Vote	It's the Future of the Game Is in Trouble
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper Slams Biden for His Addiction Struggles
—	1 Vote	WATCH: "Below Deck Med" João Franco Doesn't Trust the U.S. If We Don't Need to Know
—	1 Vote	13 Movies to Hear Moonlight Sonata Again
—	1 Vote	The Big Red Dog's Trailer Made Me Say, "Damn, That's Genius"